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David Jenkins

posted on 3/3/19 at 07:17 AM Reply With Quote
Oh dear, I think I'm in trouble...

I'm currently visiting my daughter and her family, who live just north of Sydney, NSW. We often go down to Manly, which is a seaside resort nearby. Today it was around 32C and about 70% humidity.

My problem is that wherever I look I see gorgeous females wearing skimpy clothing, and I'm struggling!

It's especially difficult when I'm walking alongside my wife...





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MikeR

posted on 3/3/19 at 07:44 AM Reply With Quote
Please tell me you said " I look at all these women and it makes me realise in the luckiest man alive, I love you more now than I ever have"

Although I have a suspicion you said "why don't you dress like that?"


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David Jenkins

posted on 3/3/19 at 08:01 AM Reply With Quote
No, I said "I'm having trouble here!" I find that it always pays to be honest...





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slingshot2000

posted on 3/3/19 at 08:03 AM Reply With Quote
Mirrored shades are so handy in situations like this !

Also, beware you don't get whiplash looking at the moving scenery, as it can often result in a painful pain in the ribs from a sharp elbow !

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Paul_Arion

posted on 3/3/19 at 08:09 AM Reply With Quote
This thread is useless without pictures!!
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Shooter63

posted on 3/3/19 at 08:22 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by slingshot2000
Mirrored shades are so handy in situations like this !

Also, beware you don't get whiplash looking at the moving scenery, as it can often result in a painful pain in the ribs from a sharp elbow !



What he said

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David Jenkins

posted on 3/3/19 at 09:05 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_Arion
This thread is useless without pictures!!
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I thought about photos - but they'd be close to porno!





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rusty nuts

posted on 3/3/19 at 09:41 AM Reply With Quote
You need a bucket of cold water !
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ian locostzx9rc2

posted on 3/3/19 at 10:14 AM Reply With Quote
Surely your allowed to look
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slingshot2000

posted on 3/3/19 at 11:58 AM Reply With Quote
^^^^^^ A bit like SWMBO going window shopping? Just don't touch the displays !
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David Jenkins

posted on 4/3/19 at 05:42 AM Reply With Quote
SWMBO usually responds by making comments about the fit young men in budgie smugglers.





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Mr Whippy

posted on 4/3/19 at 12:22 PM Reply With Quote
women are worse than men
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nick205

posted on 4/3/19 at 01:20 PM Reply With Quote
Used to hve the same sort of problem. Then had children and building sand castles and digging holes seemed to take over.

Then the problem moved on to being told "we're not leaving until you've filled that hole back in - what if someone falls into it"

[Edited on 4/3/19 by nick205]

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