this was posted on a diving forum http://www.ukcitizenshiptest.co.uk/ scored 10 out of 24 bags are packed
Scored 13, rather poor !
23 too
got 10 out of 24
42%
Does that mean I quailify for benefits now 
Blimey boys!
I got 17 and I've not lived in t'UK since 1997!
But that's still a big FAIL.
Damn! Nearly passed - 71%
Another ex-pat got 16
20/24 in 5 minutes dead !
Regards
Jon
10/24, in under 3 minutes...
However why would immigration statistics have anything to do with my national status? Why would I need to know where most of the immigrants came from
at a time when I was watching Sesame Street?
10 / 24 Go to the back of the class and wear the pointy hat again
18 and I guessed a lot of them.
10/24
OPPS!
47% and I've never stepped foot in the UK.
10 out of 24 (42%)
Any good for a dutchman?
11/24 - who actually knows all this stuff ????
[Edited on 18/1/2012 by mcerd1]
10/24
Oh dear! and that's after 52 yrs living in Blighty.
Mind you, I took issue with the Muslim question. Nowhere on the list of answers was 'too bloody many.'
Guess they won't let me back in now?
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Originally posted by bobinspain
10/24
Oh dear! and that's after 52 yrs living in Blighty.
Mind you, I took issue with the Muslim question. Nowhere on the list of answers was 'too bloody many.'
Guess they won't let me back in now?
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Originally posted by daviep
quote:
Originally posted by bobinspain
10/24
Oh dear! and that's after 52 yrs living in Blighty.
Mind you, I took issue with the Muslim question. Nowhere on the list of answers was 'too bloody many.'
Guess they won't let me back in now?
Hope not with that attitude
^^^^ I've worked in Indonesia and Malaysia, both muslim majority countries. 99% of the people I met or worked with were really nice friendly
people, nobody cared about my religion.
Nothing like the moron's who you've probably read about in the Daily Mail.
Live and let live I say, so I'll leave you to enjoy your full english breakfasts at the local "irish pub" and all day karaoke.
Regards
Davie
The Daily what????
I wouldn't soil my laptop with that tripe. It's fit for lighting the fire and that's it.
I acknowlwdge what you say about the 99%, but you don't need to be a braindead
D.M. reader to worry somewhat about the 1% who gladly see us fried along with themselves.
Read Ibn Warraq's 'The Totalitarian Nature of Islam.' (he's a Muslim by the way, though he has to
write under a pseudonym of face a fatwah, a la Salman Rushdie. Or while we're at it, read Rushdie's 'Imagine There's No
Heaven.'
One last thing davie. Don't rush to judge everyone by your own standards. Dail Mail indeed !
ps No high rise here on our section of the Med. No English bars (nor Isish) and certainly no karaoke.
"You appear to have a blighted worldview". (Read 'A Confederacy of Dunces' by J. Kennedy-Toole.)
[Edited on 18/1/12 by bobinspain]
quote:
Originally posted by bobinspain
The Daily what????
I wouldn't soil my laptop with that tripe. It's fit for lighting the fire and that's it.
quote:
Originally posted by daviep
quote:
Originally posted by bobinspain
The Daily what????
I wouldn't soil my laptop with that tripe. It's fit for lighting the fire and that's it.
Sorry didn't mean to offend
You must bee a SUN reader then
Later
Davie
quote:
Originally posted by bobinspain
Teenagers have 'attitude'
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8a4zd_watch-moyes-s-silent-press-conferen_news
Ninehigh,
I think this silence conveys 'attitude' more than words ever could.
Arrogant t##t ? Absolutely!
Er hang on I did say a bit of fun, the point behind it was to prove how little we brits actually know or are remotely interested in and have a laugh at ourselves, personaly I think the national anthem should be the theme to the archers ( as billy connoly sketch)
Scored well on that, when I took it a few years ago. And I'm not a Brit, either. I know where Chris Moyles is from though; does that get me further points? He really is a tit isn't he??
Phah!!!
Chris moyles and David moyles are very different people. they are also similar in many ways.
-As Bizzle stands back with a smile while opening the flood gates-
who is this David Moyles????
Chris Moyles: Fat, Self opinionated, overpaid get from somewhere called Leeds and works alledgely for the BBC
David Moyles: something to do with a game where the object is to maime your oponents, I think
uh oh only 46% not sure how knowing most of that makes me a better Brit though.
Only 15
Love
Rich
xxxx
Shite questions - and England specific as usual - prescription charging - Church of England!... ROFL
If that's what they call citizenship then they've lost their minds.
Think I had better pack my bags too.....9!!!!!
about 5 minutes though :-)