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JAG - 11/11/04 at 01:21 PM

Check out this here

Tell her what to do and see what happens.


liam.mccaffrey - 11/11/04 at 01:46 PM

quite good really,

told her to bend over, did quite well
told her to hop, she did starjumps not bad
told her to put hands on head, she patted her head and rubbed her tummy
told her to take a shoe off, she bent over again

this is great she does loads of stuff(strip is good)
hours of fun

[Edited on 11/11/04 by liam.mccaffrey]


JAG - 11/11/04 at 01:48 PM

You need to use your imagination - try 'kiss'


liam.mccaffrey - 11/11/04 at 01:51 PM

kiss is very good!
try flick hair


stephen_gusterson - 11/11/04 at 01:54 PM

wow
think thats something for home

atb

steve


liam.mccaffrey - 11/11/04 at 02:06 PM

sorry steve probably not work safe


stephen_gusterson - 11/11/04 at 02:09 PM

well, asked her for a beer, and then, not having read what she can do, told her to take her top off....

think further insructions to be issued from home!

atb

steve


ned - 11/11/04 at 02:19 PM

well, she didn't know what a glass of wine, water or vodka martini were, not much off a bar tender if you ask me!


stephen_gusterson - 11/11/04 at 02:27 PM

kinda think shes not there to serve drinkies



quote:
Originally posted by ned
well, she didn't know what a glass of wine, water or vodka martini were, not much off a bar tender if you ask me!


locoboy - 11/11/04 at 02:34 PM

kiss gets my vote!


philgregson - 11/11/04 at 03:22 PM

'come here' is not entirely unpleasing!

Phil


woodster - 11/11/04 at 03:26 PM

top girl ...... ask her to .. kiss girl ... jedi fight ................. become a man ........... my fav ...show butt .................... cowboy ...pillow fight..... lick lollipop .................... and for car lovers ......... give hummer


woodster - 11/11/04 at 03:33 PM

pillow fight


woodster - 11/11/04 at 03:37 PM

Try putting .... sunshine ........... you guessed its very quiet at work today just me in the office

woodster

[Edited on 12/11/04 by woodster]


liam.mccaffrey - 11/11/04 at 03:39 PM

handstand, cartwheel


JAG - 11/11/04 at 04:08 PM

How about 'banana'


Hellfire - 11/11/04 at 04:20 PM

Hehe quite funny!


locoboy - 11/11/04 at 04:21 PM

splits!

High kick - lmao

[Edited on 11/11/04 by colmaccoll]


macspeedy - 11/11/04 at 05:24 PM

how about "ass" nice one!!


jollygreengiant - 11/11/04 at 06:19 PM

Nearly a mechanic.

Suck.
Squeeze.
Bang.
Blow.


Enjoy. 72 Days to Go


stephen_gusterson - 11/11/04 at 06:26 PM

what if shes a two stroke?



atb

steve



quote:
Originally posted by jollygreengiant
Nearly a mechanic.

Suck.
Squeeze.
Bang.
Blow.


Enjoy. 72 Days to Go


bob - 12/11/04 at 09:11 PM

give me head

and

change


blueshift - 12/11/04 at 09:25 PM

anyone else tried "flick your bean"?


MikeP - 12/11/04 at 11:30 PM

serve, hat, tickle, push up


bob - 13/11/04 at 09:35 AM

http://www.playboy.com/specialeditions/current/video/video_qt1.html


MikeRJ - 13/11/04 at 06:35 PM

errr...'make love'..ahem


andyps - 13/11/04 at 09:56 PM

'Flash your rack' is pretty good.

Shame about security when you ask for 'strip' - couldn't get her to knock him out first!!


Ben_Copeland - 13/11/04 at 10:45 PM

Show us your starfish is nice, not everything i wanted. But good enough


stephen_gusterson - 13/11/04 at 11:01 PM

dog


nothing like a dog, but a thing of beauty none the less

atb

steve

oh yeah

try



wet

[Edited on 13/11/04 by stephen_gusterson]


Noodle - 13/11/04 at 11:41 PM

I asked for a pint of mild. She bought me lager.

Stupid cow.

Neil.


stephen_gusterson - 14/11/04 at 05:02 PM

can i have some nuts




i have all the trigger words, sent by a mate.

will post em later!


marcyboy - 14/11/04 at 11:32 PM

DONT ASK ME HOW ......


TRY

COWBOY


marcyboy - 14/11/04 at 11:37 PM

AND TOUCH

LOL


robinbastd - 14/11/04 at 11:43 PM

and "wet"


Oooops,just saw that Mr Gusterwotsit already recommended this. Still worth watching again and again and....

[Edited on 14/11/04 by robinbastd]

[Edited on 14/11/04 by robinbastd]


robinbastd - 14/11/04 at 11:45 PM

not as good as wet,but try "surf"
Trying daz and persil now.


stephen_gusterson - 15/11/04 at 12:11 AM

this is a link to the definitions used on the site

you can find trigger words here


http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/Tammy.xml


David Jenkins - 15/11/04 at 08:41 AM

quote:
Originally posted by marcyboy
DONT ASK ME HOW ......


TRY

COWBOY


That's...er... impressive.... I think I need a lie down...


DJ


marcyboy - 18/11/04 at 01:32 PM

big jugs


Mr G - 18/11/04 at 08:26 PM

kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh.
mmmm...

star wars

indiana jones



mmmmm.......


stephen_gusterson - 18/11/04 at 11:21 PM

i listed all of those and more in the xml file link. its the definitions that actually drive the application.

atb

steve


skinny - 20/11/04 at 11:31 PM

dude, you should have put a warning on be a pimp!