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How to remove a pigeon......
AndyW - 17/11/14 at 07:41 PM

From my chimney.....

Its about 3 feet up from fire place sitting on a ledge. Just cant reach.....


Its driving me mad.....


Any locost solutions....


Ben_Copeland - 17/11/14 at 07:46 PM

Start the fire. It'll soon bugger off


joneh - 17/11/14 at 07:47 PM

^^ what he said


mark chandler - 17/11/14 at 08:11 PM

Hold a single sheet of newspaper over the fireplace hole, it will think it's outside and cannot see anything to be scared of so will and fly through it.


Humbug - 17/11/14 at 08:12 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ben_Copeland
Start the fire. It'll soon bugger off


...or provide you with a small roast


bi22le - 17/11/14 at 08:51 PM

Stupid question, is it dead?

Fire fixes most things so I would go with that idea!!


ali f27 - 17/11/14 at 09:00 PM

Did it taste ok


AndyW - 17/11/14 at 09:10 PM

Not dead, although I removed cast iron fireplace and got up into chimney, grabbed hold of the said pigeon, and after a brief struggle and a loss of feathers (from the bird), the pigeon has been evicted. Much to the amusement of my 8 year old daughter, who took lots of photos and giggled at daddy wrestling a rather angry pigeon.

The end.....


Smoking Frog - 17/11/14 at 09:27 PM

Happy ending thanks to you. Respect for going to so much trouble. Reminded of Family Guy fighting that giant chicken


907 - 17/11/14 at 09:57 PM

Lets hope it wasn't a homing pigeon, or it'll be back.


mediabloke - 17/11/14 at 10:13 PM

Youtube linky


loggyboy - 17/11/14 at 10:54 PM

Lol, this was the KA advert i prefered
http://youtu.be/gLdcGSRHaaY


jossey - 18/11/14 at 09:00 AM

My route course analysis says you need to get it out and put a chimney cap....


AndyW - 18/11/14 at 09:43 AM

quote:
Originally posted by jossey
My route course analysis says you need to get it out and put a chimney cap....


The chimney was capped. That now needs doing again


Matt21 - 18/11/14 at 10:41 AM

quote:

Not dead, although I removed cast iron fireplace and got up into chimney, grabbed hold of the said pigeon, and after a brief struggle and a loss of feathers (from the bird), the pigeon has been evicted. Much to the amusement of my 8 year old daughter, who took lots of photos and giggled at daddy wrestling a rather angry pigeon.

The end.....




well.... where are the photos?!


AndyW - 18/11/14 at 01:12 PM

ok photo's later when I get home.


Matt21 - 18/11/14 at 03:53 PM

good man


AndyW - 18/11/14 at 05:00 PM

Here you go..

Looking up the chimney to see the pigeons bum...
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After failing to reach, remove fire place and attack!!
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Fail, result in hand full of feather but no bird...
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Next, right I'm going in....Result, one rather surprised and angry bird...
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After much laughing and me being a hero in the eyes of my daughter, clear out the feathers from fireplace, quick hoover, replace fire. Relax......


02GF74 - 18/11/14 at 07:24 PM

Stick an eagle owl in the chimney, thatll teach them pesky pigeons.


JoelP - 18/11/14 at 09:14 PM

Having found two dead pigeons up a chimney once, I concluded that they can't fly vertically back up them? Good on you for saving it anyway.