Hi all,
It's our 10th anniversary this week and I have been winding the Mrs up for weeks. I always buy her nice stuff, although she seems to not always
agree. In fact she has either returned or sold everything I have brought in the past . Lol.....
Anyway I have just got her a new car which I collect on Wednesday, one she has said she always wanted, so we will see. What I would like from the lcb
collective is some ideas to drip feed to her friends. They have all offered to give me an opinion of the gift but I don't want to actually tell
them it's a car.
So silly suggestions, sexist items, teasmaid what ever you can think of to wind them all up and start a real gossip debate.
They will all talk amongst themselves and who knows they may even give the Mrs the heads up on the false idea.
Over to you...
Thanks
Andy
Rotary washing line cover? New iron , vac cleaner ,mop and bucket ,wooden spoon ,Power tools is always good????
One of those day experience like a hot air balloon or paintballing
A pair of marigolds. New Hoover. Nothing as she never likes/wants your gifts any way!
A Harley street appointment for a face lift ?
that should start there tongues wagging, them thinking you think your wife needs a face lift
steve
A boob job!
A maids outfit? Or maybe something just as tacky??
I bought my wife a set of global knives for christmas once.
A couple of pairs of slimming pants and a new razor did it for my missus. Now ex missus, see worked a treat. Kit cars whenever I want.
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Originally posted by AndyW
Hi all,
It's our 10th anniversary this week and I have been winding the Mrs up for weeks. I always buy her nice stuff, although she seems to not always agree. In fact she has either returned or sold everything I have brought in the past . Lol.....
Anyway I have just got her a new car which I collect on Wednesday, one she has said she always wanted, so we will see. What I would like from the lcb collective is some ideas to drip feed to her friends. They have all offered to give me an opinion of the gift but I don't want to actually tell them it's a car.
So silly suggestions, sexist items, teasmaid what ever you can think of to wind them all up and start a real gossip debate.
They will all talk amongst themselves and who knows they may even give the Mrs the heads up on the false idea.
Over to you...
Thanks
Andy
I quite often tell my wife that i have brought her a track day. If she does not want it, i know some one who would like it. Yours truly!
I took my missus microlighting. I wound her up for weeks about what it was. Mostly by asking her mates if they knew if she was......... Basically lots of different phobias. Hinting that it's potholing works well. Very few people enjoy that. Or bunjy jumping.
Botox injections
One of the girls at work had a Flymo hover mower bought for her by her husband
I thought it was a wind-up, but she was made up with it and said she only had a push mower before 
We give each other a set amount of money for Xmas & Birthdays and nothing on other so called special days like anniversaries (Just a hug and a kiss) Have been doing this for 40+ years.
Before now we've come to "an arrangement". She buys me what she wants, and I buy her what I want, then we swap on Christmas Day. 
this is one of these things that can backfire, let us know when she runs you over with the car