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Benzine - 4/7/08 at 08:53 AM

ITT we post questions that Mr Whippy must answer. This may go some way towards alleviating his boredom at work

Q. What do you have for breakfast?
Q. Biscuit or cake?
Q. What's your favourite album?

nib1980 - 4/7/08 at 08:58 AM

1) whats your favourite colour
2) whats your favourite, Flash gordon episode.
3) whats your current hair style
4) WHEN WILL YOU TAKE A PICCY OF THE GIRLS FOR US!!!

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 09:00 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
ITT we post questions that Mr Whippy must answer. This may go some way towards alleviating his boredom at work

Q. What do you have for breakfast?
Q. Biscuit or cake?
Q. What's your favourite album?


A: Can of redbull
A: Carrot cake
A: Primus - Sailing the seas of cheese

Benzine - 4/7/08 at 09:03 AM

Q. "Say baby do you wanna lay down with me"?

say baby. SAY BABY!

[Edited on 4/7/08 by Benzine]

TimC - 4/7/08 at 09:03 AM

Q: Atheistic or theistic existentialism or neither?

eznfrank - 4/7/08 at 09:03 AM

Dear Mr. Whippy,

Where do babies come from?

indykid - 4/7/08 at 09:05 AM

quote:
Originally posted by TimC
Q: Atheistic or theistic existentialism or neither?


i only know what neither means.

Q:what colour socks are you wearing today?
Q:daddy or chips?

tom

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 09:05 AM

quote:
Originally posted by nib1980
1) whats your favourite colour
2) whats your favourite, Flash gordon episode.
3) whats your current hair style
4) WHEN WILL YOU TAKE A PICCY OF THE GIRLS FOR US!!!


1) Candy red
2) The movie was the best
3) seriously short
4) when I think I can taunt you no more

off to a boring meeting now

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 09:06 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Q. "Say baby do you wanna lay down with me"?

say baby. SAY BABY!

[Edited on 4/7/08 by Benzine]


so you must be older than I thought

Nosbod - 4/7/08 at 09:07 AM

Mr Whippy owns an ice-cream van delivering to all the lovely children near us.

Q. What is your favourite ice-cream?

omega0684 - 4/7/08 at 09:07 AM

Are the girls in your office POLISH?

AND

Do they have valid work permits? (if not i'll take them off your hands)

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 09:07 AM

quote:
Originally posted by eznfrank
Dear Mr. Whippy,

Where do babies come from?


apparently from men

DaveFJ - 4/7/08 at 09:14 AM

Q. Why is orange jam called marmalade?
Q. What is the plural of KiwiFruit?
Q. Is it possible to make a chassis out of Aluminium?

mcerd1 - 4/7/08 at 09:30 AM

Q. What's the weather like up there ?

Q. What's you favourite radio station / show ?

Q. BEC or CEC ?

[Edited on 4/7/08 by mcerd1]

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 09:56 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Nosbod
Mr Whippy owns an ice-cream van delivering to all the lovely children near us.

Q. What is your favourite ice-cream?


I actually can't stand ice cream

Paul TigerB6 - 4/7/08 at 10:01 AM

Q. If you were stuck on a desert island alone with all the office babes - would you be ok alone, or would you like me to come along to aid you in your duties??

martyn_16v - 4/7/08 at 10:05 AM

Why do you never see baby Pigeons?

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 10:22 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Paul TigerB6
Q. If you were stuck on a desert island alone with all the office babes - would you be ok alone, or would you like me to come along to aid you in your duties??


I may need more depending on how fit they are

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 10:23 AM

quote:
Originally posted by martyn_16v
Why do you never see baby Pigeons?


they hatch fully grown, the eggs weigh 2lbs

DaveFJ - 4/7/08 at 10:25 AM

Q. Why did Massa just stuff his Ferrari into the wall at Stowe?

coozer - 4/7/08 at 10:25 AM

1. What do actually do for a living?
2. How do manage so much time on here?
3. Any fit ones going spare?

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 10:27 AM

quote:
Originally posted by DaveFJ
Q. Why is orange jam called marmalade?
Q. What is the plural of KiwiFruit?
Q. Is it possible to make a chassis out of Aluminium?



A: Simply to annoy you
A: Why are you going to eat more than one, their horrable
A: yes but just don't use it to make a car

iank - 4/7/08 at 10:34 AM

Q: What... is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

Q: Do you like Salmiakki Koskenkorva?

Q: Who's going to win the Wimbledon mixed doubles?

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 10:36 AM

quote:
Originally posted by coozer
1. What do actually do for a living?
2. How do manage so much time on here?
3. Any fit ones going spare?


1. Nothing really just paid get lots of money
2. Well I have to do something...
3. No but there is a fat ugly one if your realy desperate

[Edited on 4/7/08 by Mr Whippy]

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 10:50 AM

quote:
Originally posted by iank
Q: What... is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

Q: Do you like Salmiakki Koskenkorva?

Q: Who's going to win the Wimbledon mixed doubles?



A: sorry I've never seen anything other than full laden swallow

A: is that a beer?

A: never noticed the ball too many other things bouncing

coozer - 4/7/08 at 10:58 AM

quote:
Originally posted by iank
Q: What... is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?


Had to ask... African or European??

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 10:59 AM

quote:
Originally posted by coozer
quote:
Originally posted by iank
Q: What... is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?


Had to ask... African or European??


I was thinking of another kind of swallow

Benzine - 4/7/08 at 11:22 AM

Can you fingerprint a sausage?

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 11:45 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Can you fingerprint a sausage?



is that before or after frying it in lard?

Benzine - 4/7/08 at 11:47 AM

Raw sausage.

Q. Do you oppose the state of Israel?

chris_smith - 4/7/08 at 11:47 AM

Mr whippy when will i finish my build?

graememk - 4/7/08 at 11:49 AM

Q. can you suggest some lotto numbers please

iank - 4/7/08 at 11:59 AM

quote:
Originally posted by coozer
quote:
Originally posted by iank
Q: What... is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?


Had to ask... African or European??


The answers the same for both at approx 10m/s working here ->
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

02GF74 - 4/7/08 at 12:19 PM

Q1. Is it true that of all the people who have ever lived, 30 % are alive right now?

Q2. What is your second favourite jam?

Gordon Brown - 4/7/08 at 12:23 PM

Q How do i fix the NHS ?

iank - 4/7/08 at 12:26 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Gordon Brown
Q How do i fix the NHS ?


<bill hicks> Shoot yourself </bill hicks>

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 12:32 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Raw sausage.

Q. Do you oppose the state of Israel?


A: they could sink into the earths core for all I care

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 12:33 PM

quote:
Originally posted by chris_smith
Mr whippy when will i finish my build?


A: 2081

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 12:34 PM

quote:
Originally posted by graememk
Q. can you suggest some lotto numbers please


A: certainly, lets see 1234567, is that enough? I don't play

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 12:37 PM

quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
Q1. Is it true that of all the people who have ever lived, 30 % are alive right now?

Q2. What is your second favourite jam?


A: no

A: I have no second, I demand perfection

Mr Whippy - 4/7/08 at 12:38 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Gordon Brown
Q How do i fix the NHS ?


A: get another one

Benzine - 9/1/19 at 05:40 PM

Q: If you had a canal boat, what would you name it?

owelly - 9/1/19 at 07:17 PM

Wowsers!! Where the hell did this thread come from?!

ken555 - 9/1/19 at 09:02 PM

Is a Jaffa cake a biscuit ?

Fit's the difference atween a loon fae Stonehaven an a cactus?

perksy - 9/1/19 at 09:23 PM

Why don't Ants walk in a straight line ?

If everyone in the UK jumped up and down at the same time would it cause a tidal wave that would sink France ?

Bluemoon - 9/1/19 at 10:40 PM

quote:
Originally posted by owelly
Wowsers!! Where the hell did this thread come from?!


glitch in the matrix...

MikeR - 9/1/19 at 10:54 PM

quote:
Originally posted by perksy
Why don't Ants walk in a straight line ?

If everyone in the UK jumped up and down at the same time would it cause a tidal wave that would sink France ?


Don't answer this one, let's just try it

woodster - 9/1/19 at 11:06 PM

How long is a piece of string?
Chicken or the egg which came first?
Stockings or tights?

Mr Whippy - 10/1/19 at 07:12 AM

10 year old repost

Benzine - 10/1/19 at 07:57 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
10 year old repost


it's a bump by the OP a repost would be a new identical thread.

Charlie_Zetec - 10/1/19 at 12:20 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
10 year old repost


it's a bump by the OP a repost would be a new identical thread.


In fairness, it has kept me busy at work this morning reading these!

P.S. - how do fish work?