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bill132hotrod

posted on 16/7/09 at 05:34 PM Reply With Quote
Made me laugh

This is magic

A real story by a Man who was standing in a queue in
Tesco's.........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in
Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the
way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with
Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you
feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so
I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in
that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no,
it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my
balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was
laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food?





PERSEVERANCE is the word of the week. Stick with it the results are SWEET.

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Staple balls

posted on 16/7/09 at 06:13 PM Reply With Quote







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alfasudsprint

posted on 17/7/09 at 01:37 PM Reply With Quote
brilliant!
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speedyxjs

posted on 17/7/09 at 04:34 PM Reply With Quote
I love it!





How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?

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omega0684

posted on 17/7/09 at 04:38 PM Reply With Quote
Hilarious!
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Ninehigh

posted on 17/7/09 at 08:53 PM Reply With Quote
Ah it's the dog food making me do that, before starting the diet I couldn't bend enough either!






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