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Author: Subject: Syd Bridge Vs. Staple Balls
Metal Hippy

posted on 18/3/04 at 03:14 PM Reply With Quote
Syd Bridge Vs. Staple Balls

12 3 minute rounds, no punching below the belt.

Round one.

{ding}

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Staple balls

posted on 18/3/04 at 03:17 PM Reply With Quote
i'm not sure this is fair on syd.

y'know, i don't think he'd be able to reach above the waist unless it was a bitchslap.

when and where? no point arguing on the internet, real life's more fun






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Metal Hippy

posted on 18/3/04 at 03:18 PM Reply With Quote
Your turn Syd.

This calls for a bitchy comment followed by a good putdown..

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Peteff

posted on 18/3/04 at 03:30 PM Reply With Quote
If it's down to a battle of wits

Then we are obviously in for a display of unarmed combat previously unparalleled in internet history. Let the games begin





yours, Pete

I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.

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Staple balls

posted on 18/3/04 at 03:31 PM Reply With Quote
well, i'm told syd's replying, give him a while, he's having trouble pressing the buttons on his keyboard, all high fangled i think






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Staple balls

posted on 18/3/04 at 03:35 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Syd Bridge
I'm 5'11 and 17stone. Truly, and can still lift 90kg.

I'll gladly continue when I return from overseas, in about a month.



hehehe, and i'm 6'4" 19 stone, never had a need to prove my manlyness by lifting weights...

no need to run awa to the other side of the world just yet syd, i've not even started

[Edited on 18/3/04 by Staple balls]






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Metal Hippy

posted on 18/3/04 at 03:35 PM Reply With Quote
Better than banging your head against the keyboard and hoping you're spelling something Staple Boll0cks
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Staple balls

posted on 18/3/04 at 03:37 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Metal Hippy
Better than banging your head against the keyboard and hoping you're spelling something Staple Boll0cks


i've have you know i'm a professional nasal typist sonny






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Staple balls

posted on 18/3/04 at 03:47 PM Reply With Quote
hehe. i may bleep blokes, but that doesn't make me camp, just got more chance of getting a shag with either (and more commonly) both sexes.








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Metal Hippy

posted on 18/3/04 at 03:50 PM Reply With Quote
No no no, I'm the ref and I call foul.

Clean shots, above the belt only ladies.

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Staple balls

posted on 18/3/04 at 03:56 PM Reply With Quote
bah

well all i can say in that case is:

syd.... onboard..... sailor........

backs to the walls lads






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stephen_gusterson

posted on 18/3/04 at 04:13 PM Reply With Quote
Ah

The hippy I know.

A post about (almost literally) complete and utter bollocks



atb

steve






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Staple balls

posted on 18/3/04 at 04:16 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
Ah

The hippy I know.

A post about (almost literally) complete and utter bollocks



atb

steve


haha, yep, good to have him back






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sgraber

posted on 18/3/04 at 04:33 PM Reply With Quote
Finally, some decent entertainment around here!

<crowd cheer/jostle/push>

Outta my way! I can't see from back here!

</end crowd jostlepush>

What luck! I had just thrown down the remote for the telly in disgust. Nothing interesting is ever on TV anymore... You know-- Jerry Springer is just so boring... I guess I'm jaded.

Graber





Steve Graber
http://www.grabercars.com/

"Quickness through lightness"

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Metal Hippy

posted on 18/3/04 at 04:33 PM Reply With Quote
Cock off.

atb.

Richard.

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Alan B

posted on 18/3/04 at 04:50 PM Reply With Quote
Ah....at last...some normality around the place.......
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Staple balls

posted on 18/3/04 at 04:52 PM Reply With Quote
mmmmm

boobies






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Scotty

posted on 18/3/04 at 04:52 PM Reply With Quote
whos turn to get the popcorn ??
must be near the end of round one by now and personally i would say sb is in front...

perhaps the crowd needs to cheer them on....

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Metal Hippy

posted on 18/3/04 at 04:55 PM Reply With Quote
Sorry Ladies and Gentlemen, that fight is having to be abandoned as one of the fighters has taken leave and has gone to the Carribean.

With luck, he'll be drinking some rum on my behalf.

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Staple balls

posted on 18/3/04 at 04:56 PM Reply With Quote
ARRRRR

avast ye swab!






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Scotty

posted on 18/3/04 at 05:00 PM Reply With Quote
hope he's not gone off half-cocked .............
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Fozzie

posted on 18/3/04 at 05:08 PM Reply With Quote

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splitrivet

posted on 18/3/04 at 05:27 PM Reply With Quote
Least its not avast behind

Bloody typical Im here having a panic attack about my top harness mounts and I'm missing a good set too.
Cheers,
Bob





I used to be a Werewolf but I'm alright nowwoooooooooooooo

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sgraber

posted on 18/3/04 at 05:31 PM Reply With Quote
<authoritatively> OK, move along now. Nothing to see here... move along I said! <end authority>



Graber





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http://www.grabercars.com/

"Quickness through lightness"

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Hellfire

posted on 18/3/04 at 05:53 PM Reply With Quote
Madness I say!






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