Mark Allanson
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 10:07 PM |
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Ugliest Kitcar Ever Made Competition
Lets start a competion to find the ugliest kit ever produced
I'll start it off with this monstrosity
 
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If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation
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robinbastd
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 10:12 PM |
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You win.
Only a dead fish swims with the tide.
http://smuttygifts.com/
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zetec
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 10:17 PM |
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The yellow one aint much better.
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M@Triton
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 10:20 PM |
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Big pair of fat ladies pants it may be.......but at least it aint a 7 or cobra clone...........
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M@Triton
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 10:22 PM |
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originality is what the kit industry needs.........7's and cobra's will look like Ford Fiesta's soon......."shit which one is
mine"
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pbura
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 10:26 PM |
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The King Midget springs to mind:
Pete
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JoelP
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 10:33 PM |
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marks monstrosity at least has some judge dredd cartoon style, pete's midget is the current leader in my books...
Beware! Bourettes is binfectious.
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 10:39 PM |
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Beat this ugly snorkle nosed chitty chitty bang bang clone
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robinbastd
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 10:42 PM |
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Nomination for the worst looking in production now.........Banham Bat. God willing the new owner of that project will take a chainsaw to the moulds
Only a dead fish swims with the tide.
http://smuttygifts.com/
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 10:48 PM |
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The corbin sparrow they are getting worse
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pbura
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 10:51 PM |
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Ah, the Midget was a ringer, shouldn't have thrown it out so soon  Not sure it qualifies as a car, anyway.
I've been looking at cars I remembered as being atrocious, but the loving restorers trick them out so that they look pretty good!
Keep 'em coming, gents.
Pete
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 10:58 PM |
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Have we won the last world war mmmmmm cause they are still making cars for it.........LOL
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 11:13 PM |
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You may never see one of these things. It's a sort of bizarre cross between a Lotus Elan (thats the back bit you can't really see here)
and a duck billed platypus (thats the front bit). The rear section is built in Tipton and the front in Malta. Destined to sell in single numbers.....
(according to several e-mails from Finland, 'Kamala' happens to mean 'hideous' in Finnish!)
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 11:19 PM |
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not sure this qualifies but have a look any way The pig ugly buckeye
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Peteff
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 11:21 PM |
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Big pair of fat ladies pants it may be
If anyone's selling any of these there may be a demand, but only if worn
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Browser
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 11:21 PM |
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This gets my vote, the Hustler, I believe designed by William Towns of Jaguar fame.
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 11:24 PM |
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well, everyones different but.....
I think the green thing if it wasnt green might be ok - it kinda looks like a car I saw a year or so ago at a show called a reynart.....
The dax kamala, in my view, is a really great looking car. didnt top gear or a motoring prog have one on test once?
I like it.
The only ugly kit car I can think of - and its not notably ugly - is the big luego thing - the orange object at the top of the page.
and....there was a kit called a mini scamp 30 or so years back - basically looked like a popemobile - a welded tube frame with the gaps filled in with
metal at the bottom and glass at the top
In fac the hustler looks a fair bit like it, but better
atb
steve
[Edited on 22/5/04 by stephen_gusterson]
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Browser
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| posted on 22/5/04 at 11:39 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
well, everyones different but.....
I think the green thing if it wasnt green might be ok - it kinda looks like a car I saw a year or so ago at a show called a reynart.....
Dyer mean Ronart Steve? They used to buil'em in Peterborough and damned nice they were too. The 'green thing' is a Moss Monaco, once
described in a Kit Car magazine guide to the industry as a 'pop-eyed GRP oil drum on wheels', pretty accurate if you ask me
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The dax kamala, in my view, is a really great looking car. didnt top gear or a motoring prog have one on test once?
I like it.
One of the TV motor mags tested it a while back, Cossie YB motor 'n all and liked it. Me? I look at it, just get to the point where I
think I might start to like it..................................then don't.
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The only ugly kit car I can think of - and its not notably ugly - is the big luego thing - the orange object at the top of the page.
Yeeesssss, I can see some folks woudn't take to the Viento, it is a little on the large side.
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and....there was a kit called a mini scamp 30 or so years back - basically looked like a popemobile - a welded tube frame with the gaps filled
in with metal at the bottom and glass at the top
Wasn't that basically a kit-form Mini Moke? In which case,it was not ugly, it was 'retro' and 'cool'
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In fac the hustler looks a fair bit like it, but better
Better!? I think your meds need upping again Steve! 
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atb
steve
[Edited on 22/5/04 by stephen_gusterson]
A.T.B> to you too
Browser
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scoobyis2cool
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| posted on 23/5/04 at 01:38 AM |
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For me nothing can beat the monstrosity that is... the Onxy Fastcat. It looks even worse from the back but I couldn't find a pic
Pete
 
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It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care...
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scoobyis2cool
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| posted on 23/5/04 at 01:39 AM |
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Actually looking at it against some of the others cars in this post the Fastcat starts to look quite appealing! Maybe it's not the worst after
all!
Pete
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care...
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pbura
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| posted on 23/5/04 at 02:43 AM |
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The Tiffany -- I think I'd like it with wider whitewalls
 
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Pete
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Cita
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| posted on 23/5/04 at 07:01 AM |
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Pete,is that the copper section of the London Philarmonic sitting on the front bumper?
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 23/5/04 at 10:10 AM |
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So who`s the winner.
[Edited on 23-5-04 by mangogrooveworkshop]
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dave1888
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| posted on 23/5/04 at 10:32 AM |
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The Fastcat gets my vote.
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Peteff
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| posted on 23/5/04 at 11:06 AM |
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I actually like the six wheeler Hustler but can't remember it being for sale as a kit. The popeyed oildrum looks like a kid drew it out and
somebody made an exact copy. The Onyx Fastcat wins as they are serious and ought to know better. The Tiffany Pete, I thought all American cars looked
like that .
[Edited on 23/5/04 by Peteff]
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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