black fingernail
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 07:00 PM |
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bull$!!t
picture the scene; gently blatting along in the beutiful south hams in Devon, swmbo in the passenger seat, decides to have a cigarette, there she is
with her arm resting on the side of the body, with her hand hanging outside.
i swear i did'nt see the cowpat (fresh), it shot from the front tyre with perfect accuracy, extinguished the fag, shot up her cardi sleeve, and
liberally coated her hand and arm right up to the elbow, she made a very unusual sound, a bit like the grandkids eating broccoli, only louder, I
laughed so much i cried.
i must remember not to send her to the bar for a bit.
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coozer
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 07:02 PM |
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Mint! I'm howling!
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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Xtreme Kermit
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 07:29 PM |
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Class!
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Stuart_B
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 07:36 PM |
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black mk indy, 1.6pinto on cbr600 bike carb's.
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jacko
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 07:38 PM |
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Craigman9
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 07:39 PM |
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Brilliant!!!
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Confused but excited.
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 07:44 PM |
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Solid GOLD! ROFPMSL.
I wouldn't send her into the kitchen either for a while.
Ring out for pizza.
[Edited on 24/4/11 by Confused but excited.]
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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ashg
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 07:47 PM |
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cant buy that with your master card priceless
Anything With Tits or Wheels Will cost you MONEY!!
Haynes Roadster (Finished)
Exocet (Finished & Sold)
New Project (Started)
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black fingernail
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 07:57 PM |
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what's a rofpmsl?
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handyandy
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 08:01 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by black fingernail
what's a rofpmsl?
Rolls On Floor Pi$$ing My Self Laughing 
That little tale had me in tears with laughter too, Ooooh I,d love to have seen it in person
cheers
andy
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 08:06 PM |
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lmao
How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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dave r
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 08:08 PM |
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i have almost the same story, but with a dead rabbit
I'd love to give my imaginary friend a great big hug,
but this jacket makes it impossible.
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steve m
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 08:32 PM |
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Why did you have a dead rabbit sitting in your car??
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mangogrooveworkshop
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 09:43 PM |
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Did that with the dippy ex with a huge puddle
Pmsl
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Cheffy
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| posted on 24/4/11 at 09:57 PM |
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Now that's funny. Quality.
Just read it out loud to 'er indoors who is also laughing!
Mart.
Farts are like Rock'n'Roll. You love your own but you hate everybody else's. Lemmy, Motorhead.
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 25/4/11 at 11:13 PM |
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Serves her right for trying to smoke in an open-topped vehicle. I imagine it's like trying to light up in a gale
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