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mookaloid

posted on 30/11/12 at 09:02 PM Reply With Quote
I must be getting senile

Apparently all week at work I have been wearing these shoes

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Xtreme Kermit

posted on 30/11/12 at 09:24 PM Reply With Quote
Lol... You haven't noticed yourself walking gently round in circles have you?
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ashg

posted on 30/11/12 at 09:46 PM Reply With Quote
thats classic. my boss turned up the other day with a v neck jumper on back to front, finally told him when we managed to stop laughing





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nearly done

posted on 30/11/12 at 09:51 PM Reply With Quote
Nearly as good as my wifes office manager turning up for work wearing only her under skirt, no skirt on top.
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steve m

posted on 30/11/12 at 09:53 PM Reply With Quote
hahahahaha

my wife went out last night with odd boots on, one was about an inch heel, the other 2" ish

she didnt even know, till she took them off

she is 61 though!!!!!!!!

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Andy D

posted on 30/11/12 at 10:03 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mookaloid
Apparently all week at work I have been wearing these shoes

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Bet you've got another pair the same.

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mookaloid

posted on 30/11/12 at 10:08 PM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by Andy D
quote:
Originally posted by mookaloid
Apparently all week at work I have been wearing these shoes

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Bet you've got another pair the same.


Well I have - very similar but with one important difference





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jollygreengiant

posted on 30/11/12 at 10:14 PM Reply With Quote
Sitting outside a local working mans club waiting for a fare to come out one night, I spotted a very tastefully dressed lady exiting one night, dressed in a very nice looking tan coloured knee length dress (the skirt length was to just above the knees) suit with upper calf length boots of a similar colour to the clothes. She looked very smart and elegant and the whole effect really set well with her long blond hair slim well proportioned figure, until I noticed the 4 inch heels on her boots, one was a stiletto and the other was a club heel. DOH.





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Daddylonglegs

posted on 30/11/12 at 10:19 PM Reply With Quote
You seem to know a lot about heel types chap!!





It looks like the Midget is winning at the moment......

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belgian2b

posted on 30/11/12 at 10:27 PM Reply With Quote
Once, i bought two left shoes for the football.

I only noticed when i wanted to wear them a few minutes before the sunday match.


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steve m

posted on 30/11/12 at 11:03 PM Reply With Quote
"You seem to know a lot about heel types chap!! "

i tought that! i know a stiletto, but whats a club heel ?...............

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Barlidge

posted on 30/11/12 at 11:23 PM Reply With Quote
Lol, i did that once, didn't notice till I got to the office, worse thing was had to do a customer visit as well, quick stop at a shoe shop on the way
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spiderman

posted on 1/12/12 at 12:35 AM Reply With Quote
When I was at college (many years ago) my lecturer was wearing one shoe and one sandal, with socks. At the end of the lecture he asked if there were any questions? "yes why are you wearing one shoe and one sandal? "I have a sore toe on the foot with the sandal" was his reply. "would it not have been better to wear two sandals? Then you wouldn't have looked like such a tw-t." I asked and he replied "Good point I will remember that next time." One of those really clever blokes who seemed not to have a lot of common sense which made him look a little eccentric, but a very nice bloke.





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RK

posted on 1/12/12 at 12:49 AM Reply With Quote
They are roughly the same colour. What is the problem, then?
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James

posted on 1/12/12 at 01:52 AM Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by mookaloid
Apparently all week at work I have been wearing these shoes

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There are shoes there?

I can't see anything past the blinding carpet!






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Macbeast

posted on 1/12/12 at 06:10 AM Reply With Quote
" I asked and he replied "Good point I will remember that next time."

did he not also add -

" and I will remember your remark when I do the end of term assessments " ?





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jossey

posted on 1/12/12 at 08:37 AM Reply With Quote
Ha ha.





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mookaloid

posted on 1/12/12 at 09:25 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by James
quote:
Originally posted by mookaloid
Apparently all week at work I have been wearing these shoes

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There are shoes there?

I can't see anything past the blinding carpet!



Pub carpet - they are all like that round here





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Peteff

posted on 1/12/12 at 09:59 AM Reply With Quote
Both black(ish) and left and right so no problem. Tell them it's for charity and you give 50p every time someone notices





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David Jenkins

posted on 1/12/12 at 03:56 PM Reply With Quote
You know you're really in trouble when you've got a carpet slipper on one foot - you know, one of those 'easy on' types with velcro fastenings.

On second thoughts - you're really in trouble if you're wearing a PAIR of those slippers!






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