rizla
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 08:27 PM |
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vodka and redbull xmas cake
good recipe ive tried it
Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake
Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
Lemon Juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle of Vodka
1 can of Red Bull
2 cups dried fruit
Method:
1. Sample the vodka to check the quality.
2. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again.
3. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and mix with a little red bull and drink.
4. Repeat.
5. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
6. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
7. At this point its is best to make sure the vodka is still ok.
8. Flavour with red bull to taste.
9. Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
10. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Pick fruit off floor
12. Mix on the turner.
13. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
14. Shample the vodka to check for tonsisticitity, flavour with a little Bed Rull.
15. Next ssiffft two cups of salt. Or something … Who giveshz a shi**
16. Throw a pinch of Bed Rull over your shoulder
17. Pick up the can, mop the floor
18. Check the vodka
19. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
20. Add one table.
21. Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
22. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over..
23. Don't forget to beat off the turner
24. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the vodka and kick the dog.
25. Fall into bed.
CHERRY MISTMAS
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macspeedy
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 08:36 PM |
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Petemate
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 08:43 PM |
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Hi Rizla
That is hilarious. I started to read it, thinking it was a proper recipe, and I could copy it down, then I did a double take on a few words, thinking
you had just typed fast and mis-spelt.
Brilliant.
Pete (Oldgit AKA Petemate)
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RickyKay
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 posted on 11/12/04 at 08:51 PM |
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Excellent still laughing
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rizla
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 09:12 PM |
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ive p155ed myself
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Petemate
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 09:27 PM |
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Was that part of the reshipe? I didn't shee it in there....
Pete
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Steve&Steve
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 10:50 PM |
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Likewise I thought it was a proper recipe to begin with.
I though it would be a great 'student' xmas cake to make!......what the hell am I saying its still a fantastic recipe to make!!
FANTASTIC
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Mark Allanson
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| posted on 11/12/04 at 10:56 PM |
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Proper recipe or not, I'm still going to try it
If you can keep you head, whilst all others around you are losing theirs, you are not fully aware of the situation
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jollygreengiant
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| posted on 12/12/04 at 11:09 AM |
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Dunttt farghhhet thhat ounce uv maid ure kake yooou thharn havrrre v ta feeeeeed ittt wifff sca, skoott, scutckch..............
Enjoy.
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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Peteff
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| posted on 12/12/04 at 11:54 AM |
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I shubterst, stubistud,,, put wishkey instead of the rodka and bedfull. I've gid up now.
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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RoadkillUK
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| posted on 12/12/04 at 08:52 PM |
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Peteff, is that Maxine Carr in your avetar?
Roadkill - Lee
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