Cita
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| posted on 11/12/05 at 02:00 PM |
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Mohamed buys sheep
Mohamed goes to buy a sheep and the farmer asks:where you gonna keep the sheep?
Me keep sheep in garden,says Mohamed.
Oh yeah,and what when it rains?
Me put roof over sheep.
Oh yeah,and what when it's freezing?
Me take sheep inside house.
Oh yeah,and what about the smell?
Sheep must get used to it!
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 11/12/05 at 02:28 PM |
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who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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gazza285
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| posted on 12/12/05 at 05:33 PM |
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How can the man who accuses people of anti Americanism possibly post such a blatantly racist joke?
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB OR BOLLOCKS!
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scotty g
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| posted on 12/12/05 at 05:35 PM |
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Don't care, it made me laugh!!!!!!!
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Cita
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| posted on 12/12/05 at 07:34 PM |
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Cita goes to buy a sheep and the farmer asks:where you gonna keep the sheep?
Me keep the sheep in garden
Oh yeah,and what when it rains?
Me put roof over sheep.
Oh yeah,and what when it's freezing?
Me put sheep inside house
Oh yeah,and what about the smell?
Sheep must get used to it
Satisfied Gaza?
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 12/12/05 at 07:39 PM |
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nope. You are off again cita
even mentioning gaza
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atb
steve
[Edited on 12/12/05 by stephen_gusterson]
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Cita
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| posted on 12/12/05 at 07:42 PM |
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OH NO-not him again!!!
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Cita
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| posted on 12/12/05 at 07:49 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by stephen_gusterson
nope. You are off again cita
even mentioning gaza
[Edited on 12/12/05 by stephen_gusterson]
gazza-Gaza,what's the difference
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 12/12/05 at 07:58 PM |
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well, one is the drunken ex manager of kettering football club, and ex england superstar footie player (paul gascoine)
and the other is the gaza strip, a bit of land disputed by israel and the arabs.
almost the same really 
Just noticed this is my 'old' posting ID - cant be bothered to log out and back in.
atb
steve
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gazza285
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| posted on 12/12/05 at 08:20 PM |
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Oh yes Cita, that makes it all much better. Now it won't offend anybody.
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB OR BOLLOCKS!
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Cita
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| posted on 12/12/05 at 08:24 PM |
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I'm glad you feeling better gazza!
Cheers Cita
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scotty g
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| posted on 13/12/05 at 04:07 PM |
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It seems you have a very rare gift Cita, you have managed to p1ss someone else off just by telling a joke.
Damned unlucky but as i said, it did make me laugh so keep em coming please!!!!
Cheers.
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Cita
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| posted on 13/12/05 at 04:31 PM |
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This is a very weird joke!!
You can fill in any other name you wish but you'll never get a remark about racism,except when Mohamed or Ali are used.
Cheers Cita
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Scotty
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| posted on 13/12/05 at 04:32 PM |
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did you hear joke about the bloke from Northamptonshire, the bloke from Belgium-Westerlo and the americans ............
now THAT can't upset anyone surely ??????
PLEASE NOTE! All comments made by this person are to be considered "Tongue in Cheek" and are not meant to be taken seriously in any way - so there!
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gazza285
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| posted on 13/12/05 at 05:00 PM |
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How about this, or perhaps it'll only work if Steve Gusterson posts it.
An American goes to buy a sheep and the farmer asks:where you gonna keep the sheep?
Me keep the sheep in garden
Oh yeah,and what when it rains?
Me put roof over sheep.
Oh yeah,and what when it's freezing?
Me put sheep inside house
Oh yeah,and what about the smell?
Sheep must get used to it
DO NOT PUT ON KNOB OR BOLLOCKS!
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Cita
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| posted on 13/12/05 at 06:18 PM |
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Please lighten up gazza.
It was only a joke in the Mad House section,nothing more nothing less!
If I offended you,or anybody else than I offer my excuses!!!
Cheers Cita
P.S. Who's Teve Guteron?
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