Young Man
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the
lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she
started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a
sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her
into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What
would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm
and solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?" Clearing his throat, he
stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming?
That was me."
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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