Dirty sweets -
Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way
they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine
Gum. He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said."I'm the
one with the nuts," he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he
slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled
her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs. Miss
Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a
trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.
He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic
moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out,
his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he
needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very
appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished
off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he
was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been
with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!!
Andy
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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