coozer
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 10:58 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by iank
Q: What... is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
Had to ask... African or European??
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 10:59 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by coozer
quote:
Originally posted by iank
Q: What... is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
Had to ask... African or European??
I was thinking of another kind of swallow
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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Benzine
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 11:22 AM |
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Can you fingerprint a sausage?
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 11:45 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Can you fingerprint a sausage?
is that before or after frying it in lard?
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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Benzine
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 11:47 AM |
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Raw sausage.
Q. Do you oppose the state of Israel?
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chris_smith
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 11:47 AM |
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Mr whippy when will i finish my build?
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graememk
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 11:49 AM |
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Q. can you suggest some lotto numbers please
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iank
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 11:59 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by coozer
quote:
Originally posted by iank
Q: What... is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
Had to ask... African or European??
The answers the same for both at approx 10m/s working here ->
http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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02GF74
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 12:19 PM |
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Q1. Is it true that of all the people who have ever lived, 30 % are alive right now?
Q2. What is your second favourite jam?
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Gordon Brown
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 12:23 PM |
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Q How do i fix the NHS ? 
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iank
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 12:26 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Gordon Brown
Q How do i fix the NHS ?
<bill hicks> Shoot yourself </bill hicks>
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 12:32 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
Raw sausage.
Q. Do you oppose the state of Israel?
A: they could sink into the earths core for all I care
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 12:33 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_smith
Mr whippy when will i finish my build?
A: 2081
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 12:34 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by graememk
Q. can you suggest some lotto numbers please
A: certainly, lets see 1234567, is that enough? I don't play 
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 12:37 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by 02GF74
Q1. Is it true that of all the people who have ever lived, 30 % are alive right now?
Q2. What is your second favourite jam?
A: no
A: I have no second, I demand perfection
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 4/7/08 at 12:38 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Gordon Brown
Q How do i fix the NHS ?
A: get another one
Fame is when your old car is plastered all over the internet
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Benzine
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| posted on 9/1/19 at 05:40 PM |
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Q: If you had a canal boat, what would you name it?
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owelly
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| posted on 9/1/19 at 07:17 PM |
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Wowsers!! Where the hell did this thread come from?!
http://www.ppcmag.co.uk
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ken555
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| posted on 9/1/19 at 09:02 PM |
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Is a Jaffa cake a biscuit ?
Fit's the difference atween a loon fae Stonehaven an a cactus?
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perksy
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| posted on 9/1/19 at 09:23 PM |
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Why don't Ants walk in a straight line ?
If everyone in the UK jumped up and down at the same time would it cause a tidal wave that would sink France ?
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Bluemoon
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| posted on 9/1/19 at 10:40 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by owelly
Wowsers!! Where the hell did this thread come from?!
glitch in the matrix...
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MikeR
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| posted on 9/1/19 at 10:54 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by perksy
Why don't Ants walk in a straight line ?
If everyone in the UK jumped up and down at the same time would it cause a tidal wave that would sink France ?
Don't answer this one, let's just try it 
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woodster
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| posted on 9/1/19 at 11:06 PM |
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How long is a piece of string?
Chicken or the egg which came first?
Stockings or tights?
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Mr Whippy
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| posted on 10/1/19 at 07:12 AM |
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10 year old repost
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Benzine
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| posted on 10/1/19 at 07:57 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Mr Whippy
10 year old repost
it's a bump by the OP a repost would be a new identical thread.
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