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What did we learn today , boys and girls?
Mark Allanson - 25/10/09 at 04:33 PM

We learnt that 5.0l GT40 replicas are quicker on the bypass, but 2.0 Locosts are quicker on the corners


austin man - 25/10/09 at 04:37 PM

a few months ago we learnt that a 1.8 zetec with 130k on the clock got to 75 quiker than the posing bxxxxrd in his Ferrari, and he was slower to 90 than my mate with a 2litre

Oh then we got screwed


StevieB - 25/10/09 at 04:46 PM

I learned that I need better silencing, sdome earplugs and to go around my car and dampen any vibrations in order to be able to enjoy my car for more than 10-15 minutes without going deaf...

Oh, and it has a massive hesitation in first gear on full throttle.


tomgregory2000 - 25/10/09 at 04:46 PM

i think we have learnt that you need to turbocharce your engine, thenyou can be as quick as the gt40 on the straight and even quicker on the bends

ps i bet that was some fun racing (on private roads of course)


CRAIGR - 25/10/09 at 04:47 PM

Today i learned not to put my thumb between a piece of wood and a sharp saw as it will easily sever your thumbnail and things go very red.


dogwood - 25/10/09 at 04:48 PM

My wife learned not to let me go to Machine Mart VAT free day on my own....


coozer - 25/10/09 at 04:50 PM

I learned that going to shows in the rain is not a good idea this time of year, its too cold brrrr!
Astra cabby drivers are total wankers and Micra 160 sport models are pretty damn quick.

Also an lsd makes doughnuts a piece of cake, even two up


RichardK - 25/10/09 at 04:55 PM

I learned when it rains I get wet, and its the only time I can get the back end to step out


Good fun though

Rich


blakep82 - 25/10/09 at 05:19 PM

i learned that my bmw doesn't like me much any more


A1 - 25/10/09 at 05:28 PM

stevie b- i get that hesitation too, i thought it was something to do with the filters/fuelling, but ive fiddled to no avail
any ideas?


omega 24 v6 - 25/10/09 at 05:29 PM

I learned that as usual in and and around Aberdeen no fecker ( especially taxi drivers who are supposedly professional ) needs to use Indicators as we apparently are all mindreaders.


blakep82 - 25/10/09 at 05:31 PM

quote:
Originally posted by omega 24 v6
I learned that as usual in and and around Aberdeen no fecker ( especially taxi drivers who are supposedly professional ) needs to use Indicators as we apparently are all mindreaders.


do taxi drivers also all drive about with thier roof lights on, but aren't interested in picking you up if you try and wave them down? i found this out last nite

i also learned last nite not to pick up an excitable 3 month old puppy when i went to my friends house last nite. couldn't work out why my legs was all wet...

[Edited on 25/10/09 by blakep82]


lotusmadandy - 25/10/09 at 06:42 PM

I learn't that its great fun going
to a show as copilot in your mates
mnr in the rain

Andy


eccsmk - 25/10/09 at 06:52 PM

i learnt that drinking the night before is a very bad idea


eznfrank - 25/10/09 at 08:13 PM

I learnt that trying to match a thai bartender drink for drink is a very bad idea!!


dogwood - 25/10/09 at 08:28 PM

Ash G learnt not to let a fat arse sit in his Roadster.......


ashg - 25/10/09 at 09:13 PM

i also learnt that a triton wide seat isnt as wide as a dogwood


JoelP - 25/10/09 at 09:25 PM

i learnt that days off work are good, i should have more.


RickRick - 25/10/09 at 09:45 PM

i learned hot melt glue gun is really hot, and blisters skin off on the spot respect the glue gun!


londonsean69 - 25/10/09 at 10:48 PM

I learnt that my Chavstra will do at least 120 (on a private road of course - definitely not the A2)

And submarines are really small when you are 6ft3 (Chatham historic Dockyard)

Sean


BenB - 25/10/09 at 10:53 PM

I learnt that Spa breaks for the wife's birthday cost the same as an Emerald ECU Where did my Locost fund suddenly disappear to?


wilkingj - 27/10/09 at 01:46 PM

I learned that I am a complete coward.

I wont press the button on my screen that says "leave the company"

After 40 years here.... I think I have become institutionalised.
I havent sat an interview in 40 years (since I was 16) and the big bad world is scaring me to staying in my current job.
I really should not be such a big girls blouse


scutter - 27/10/09 at 02:11 PM

I learnt that it's impossible to sleep off nights with a 6 year olds birthday party going on!!

ATB Dan.


David Jenkins - 27/10/09 at 07:18 PM

quote:
Originally posted by wilkingj
I learned that I am a complete coward.

I wont press the button on my screen that says "leave the company"

After 40 years here.... I think I have become institutionalised.
I havent sat an interview in 40 years (since I was 16) and the big bad world is scaring me to staying in my current job.
I really should not be such a big girls blouse



There is life outside BT...

...speaking as one who knows both sides!


Ninehigh - 29/10/09 at 10:13 PM

quote:
Originally posted by RichardK
I learned when it rains I get wet, ...

Rich


How old are you to only just learn that? Or are you from Abu Dabi or something?

I learnt that if your mouth opens within earshot of stepdaughter, you're talking to her and totally justified in the abuse you recieve, among other things


paul the 6th - 29/10/09 at 10:54 PM

bmw mini cooper 's' are as quick as audi a3 2.0 tdi 140's...