picture the scene; gently blatting along in the beutiful south hams in Devon, swmbo in the passenger seat, decides to have a cigarette, there she is with her arm resting on the side of the body, with her hand hanging outside.
i swear i did'nt see the cowpat (fresh), it shot from the front tyre with perfect accuracy, extinguished the fag, shot up her cardi sleeve, and liberally coated her hand and arm right up to the elbow, she made a very unusual sound, a bit like the grandkids eating broccoli, only louder, I laughed so much i cried.
i must remember not to send her to the bar for a bit.

Mint! I'm howling!

Class!

Brilliant!!!

Solid GOLD! ROFPMSL.
I wouldn't send her into the kitchen either for a while.
Ring out for pizza.



[Edited on 24/4/11 by Confused but excited.]

cant buy that with your master card priceless

what's a rofpmsl?

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Originally posted by black fingernail
what's a rofpmsl?

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lmao

i have almost the same story, but with a dead rabbit

Why did you have a dead rabbit sitting in your car??

Did that with the dippy ex with a huge puddle
Pmsl

Now that's funny. Quality.

Just read it out loud to 'er indoors who is also laughing!



Mart.

Serves her right for trying to smoke in an open-topped vehicle. I imagine it's like trying to light up in a gale