No not the flys in your trouser's, anybody beat this record........i'm sure you can

7 left eye
6 right eye
4 left nostril
1 right nostril
9 eaten.........don't you just love summer evnin blasts ?

oh, and why do hors'es leave there doo doo where i like to put my right front wheel ?

You've got the engine - now get the helmet...

Ohhh yes, 3 stars....

Couldn't resist...

http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Insectocutocar

Do you think they make a Locost version?