Tidy looking lass though
What a ming mong!
Tidy looking lass though
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I can't completely blame the sat nav because up until there, it did get me where I needed to go," she added.
It took her on the route, it didn't make her get out and open some gates across a train track when there was
a train coming!!
And that's why we shouldn't let women drive 
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What a ming mong!
that tickled me!!
Why are her hands a completely different colour to her face?
Amazing the people they let into university these days.
And they are very big too!!!!
I was most impressed that she managed to drive onto the crossing and completely failed to notice the somewhat obvious sensation of driving over rails.
Then got out the car and still didn't notice any rails whilst walking around on the crossing!
Bloody good job that trains sound their horns at crossings.
quote:Thats cause she has a spray on tan.
Originally posted by iank
Why are her hands a completely different colour to her face?
Amazing the people they let into university these days.
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Originally posted by mangogrooveworkshop
quote:Thats cause she has a spray on tan.
Originally posted by iank
Why are her hands a completely different colour to her face?
Amazing the people they let into university these days.
What a flaming moron! The sat nav didn't show the crossing? 'Course it won't unless you tell it to show you train lines. And as said, how did she not notice driving over the metal train lines? Just some funny welsh cattle trap? Muppet of the highest order there!
Come on, I think we're being a bit harsh on her. We've all driven onto train tracks and got our cars smashed up because we've been too
focused on the little gadget on the dashboard.....
No hang on, she is a silly bint
[Edited on 11/5/07 by balidey]
Shouldn't she be blond?
Maybe she just over did the face-only-so-it's-really-obvious-DIY spray tan and got her hair too?
i dont suppose it will be long before we hear that she is taking legal action against the sat nav supplier for pointing her in the wrong direction and the train operating company for having the cheeck to have a train on the track when she was there shes lucky she didnt de rail the train and kill any of the passengers onboard
"in 150 metres, turn right - no that was 10 metres you silly bitch, you're driving along a train track!"
Now where can I find a spraying job like that then? Certainly beats spraying cars !
"And that's why we shouldn't let women drive "
exactly, as Wife and I watched the moose over the road try and reverse her micra onto the drive, earlier this evning,
one very small micra, onto a double width drive, took at least 5 attempts
when she completed it I opened the window and clapped, much to wifes disgust !!
anyway moose the minger, put her key in the front door and dropped her handbag
I pissed myself laughing
(you had to be there!!)
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Originally posted by ravingfool
And that's why we shouldn't let women drive
ahem ....... fozzie, can i have your car if this is made law 
i've got absolutely no issue driving your car & if you want i'll even make sure i get a helmet / overalls that are identical to yours
........
for trips back from the pub.
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Originally posted by ayoungman
Now where can I find a spraying job like that then?
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Originally posted by arrybradbury
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I can't completely blame the sat nav because up until there, it did get me where I needed to go," she added.
Can she blame the sat nav at all?
Thought for the day - "The wheel's still spinning, but the hamster's dead"
Plus she's fit!
No, she's orange!! And looks like she applies make in spade sized quantaties!
I hope the CPS prosecute. Dopey sod
ATB
Simon
there is a definate case for 'incompetent in charge of a lethal weapon', not sure it would be proven but its looking shaky for her.
I went to that! It was ages ago - don't know why it's only just hit the news!
Wyn
[Edited on 11/5/07 by lsdweb]
It could have happened to anyone.
I wouldn't if she was a fat minger though.