HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES
HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY
HE GUIDETH ME TO THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT
YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE
I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME
BROWN HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES
MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME
SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM
FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS
OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD
I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH
I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE
BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG
AND BROWN WAS A TREE
