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02GF74

posted on 19/2/08 at 09:27 AM Reply With Quote
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If you ever get caugh dring driving, how is this for an excuse?


A postman who claimed he was a human pelican who stored alcohol in a pouch in his gullet has been banned from driving for 18 months.









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Mr Whippy

posted on 19/2/08 at 09:39 AM Reply With Quote
I think he was trying to turn the stomachs everyone in the court so the judge would end up throwing the case out just to get rid off him and his ghastly mucus filled pouch. Clearly a fan of the X-Files.





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DarrenW

posted on 19/2/08 at 09:44 AM Reply With Quote
Mad.

Its a bit like anyone else getting done and telling the judge they have 2 feet. A completel irrelevant statement as the driver had clearly drank the alcohol in the first place.






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