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posted on 24/4/11 at 07:00 PM Reply With Quote
bull$!!t

picture the scene; gently blatting along in the beutiful south hams in Devon, swmbo in the passenger seat, decides to have a cigarette, there she is with her arm resting on the side of the body, with her hand hanging outside.
i swear i did'nt see the cowpat (fresh), it shot from the front tyre with perfect accuracy, extinguished the fag, shot up her cardi sleeve, and liberally coated her hand and arm right up to the elbow, she made a very unusual sound, a bit like the grandkids eating broccoli, only louder, I laughed so much i cried.
i must remember not to send her to the bar for a bit.

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posted on 24/4/11 at 07:02 PM Reply With Quote
Mint! I'm howling!





1972 V8 Jago

1980 Z750

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Xtreme Kermit

posted on 24/4/11 at 07:29 PM Reply With Quote
Class!
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Stuart_B

posted on 24/4/11 at 07:36 PM Reply With Quote






black mk indy, 1.6pinto on cbr600 bike carb's.

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posted on 24/4/11 at 07:38 PM Reply With Quote

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posted on 24/4/11 at 07:39 PM Reply With Quote
Brilliant!!!
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Confused but excited.

posted on 24/4/11 at 07:44 PM Reply With Quote
Solid GOLD! ROFPMSL.
I wouldn't send her into the kitchen either for a while.
Ring out for pizza.



[Edited on 24/4/11 by Confused but excited.]





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posted on 24/4/11 at 07:47 PM Reply With Quote
cant buy that with your master card priceless





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posted on 24/4/11 at 07:57 PM Reply With Quote
what's a rofpmsl?
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handyandy

posted on 24/4/11 at 08:01 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by black fingernail
what's a rofpmsl?


Rolls On Floor Pi$$ing My Self Laughing


That little tale had me in tears with laughter too, Ooooh I,d love to have seen it in person

cheers
andy

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speedyxjs

posted on 24/4/11 at 08:06 PM Reply With Quote
lmao





How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?

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dave r

posted on 24/4/11 at 08:08 PM Reply With Quote
i have almost the same story, but with a dead rabbit





I'd love to give my imaginary friend a great big hug,

but this jacket makes it impossible.

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steve m

posted on 24/4/11 at 08:32 PM Reply With Quote
Why did you have a dead rabbit sitting in your car??
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mangogrooveworkshop

posted on 24/4/11 at 09:43 PM Reply With Quote
Did that with the dippy ex with a huge puddle
Pmsl






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Cheffy

posted on 24/4/11 at 09:57 PM Reply With Quote
Now that's funny. Quality.

Just read it out loud to 'er indoors who is also laughing!



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Ninehigh

posted on 25/4/11 at 11:13 PM Reply With Quote
Serves her right for trying to smoke in an open-topped vehicle. I imagine it's like trying to light up in a gale






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