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nick205

posted on 9/4/12 at 09:33 PM Reply With Quote
Is it jut me.....? (WARNING - DOMESTIC CHORE RANT)

...or is ironing shirts the most pointless and unrewarding task known to modern man?

I've got a selection of shirts from various places; Debenhams, M&S etc. Not one of them will iron any sense after it's been washed and dried (open air or tumbled). Consequently I try to iron them damp from the washing machine. Still they look un-ironed despite my best efforts

(apologies for the domestic rant, but it pi55es me off to the point of distraction)






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mookaloid

posted on 9/4/12 at 09:39 PM Reply With Quote
life is too short to spend it ironing shirts

I would pay someone before doing it myself





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Peteff

posted on 9/4/12 at 09:40 PM Reply With Quote
It's just you Our iron has been in the cupboard for years now as we found it a bit boring and after you've had something on for an hour it looks like it was ironed and worn anyway.





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Dangle_kt

posted on 9/4/12 at 09:56 PM Reply With Quote
I rarely iron - I have a great wife! But when I do I use our steam iron, one with a base unit that makes the steam - its well good, takes 1/2 the time to iron a shirt than a normal iron, and it does a better job, especially of heavier cotton shirt.

Plus if your watching tele and someone comes on you dont like, you can pretend to steam there face - STSSSSSSSSSS!

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RK

posted on 9/4/12 at 09:58 PM Reply With Quote
Yes, I was thinking about this the other day when I was.. ironing. You could do what Prince Charles does, and send the servant out to get another one every day. Unless I have been misjudging obscenely rich people all these years.
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Lawnmower

posted on 9/4/12 at 10:03 PM Reply With Quote
You need to change your perceptipon of ironing, instead of thinking of it as a meer houshold chore, think of the "Iron" as a power tool!
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Rod Ends

posted on 9/4/12 at 10:30 PM Reply With Quote
Technology advances ...

You don't need to iron any shirts, just hang them on a clothes-hanger damp.

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loggyboy

posted on 9/4/12 at 10:32 PM Reply With Quote
My wife does all the ironing
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Dave Ashurst

posted on 9/4/12 at 10:45 PM Reply With Quote
Make a shirt ironing machine? Like this perhaps (but cheaper)... http://www.gizmag.com/go/2571/
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morcus

posted on 10/4/12 at 01:05 AM Reply With Quote
Ironing is a massive waste of time, I'm not made up of flat surfaces so it doesn't look ironed after I've worn it, especially since I wear my shirts under a jacket and then a larger coat.





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RK

posted on 10/4/12 at 01:16 AM Reply With Quote
The key is to wear a sweater or a jacket. That way nobody ever sees it. It is a total and utter waste of time. Vacuuming is another I hate, especially since I can directly follow the line of crap from outside that goes in the front door. I've never been organised enough to hire anybody for the jobs though. Staff is as much a bother as doing it yourself so you can't win. It even gets annoying in hotels, if you spend enough time in them, although I will let you know how it is in the Hermitage in Monaco, where I'm going in june.

And these people whose wives do it pay in all sorts of other ways, though they revel in gloating to the rest of us. There is a price for everything and we who have been in the game a while, know it full well.

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owelly

posted on 10/4/12 at 05:52 AM Reply With Quote
My work shirts go from tumble drier to hanger and never see the iron. Besides, there's no room in my shirts for creases when I'm in them.





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fesycresy

posted on 10/4/12 at 07:30 AM Reply With Quote
Interesting thread.

Anyone got any pictures of one of these 'iron' things?





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amalyos

posted on 10/4/12 at 07:41 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by fesycresy
Interesting thread.

Anyone got any pictures of one of these 'iron' things?


Sorry I have no idea what their talking about!!

My shirts go in a basket in the bathroom, and the washing fairies do them. They just magically appear in my wardrobe.







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r1_pete

posted on 10/4/12 at 08:47 AM Reply With Quote
What is all this talk of ironing shirts? I put them in a basket, and a couple of days later they are back in my wardrobe ready to wear.

Strange thing is when my wife goes away for a couple of days it stops working, maybe the basket is a little temperemental and needs replacing.

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nick205

posted on 10/4/12 at 09:23 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ends
Technology advances ...

You don't need to iron any shirts, just hang them on a clothes-hanger damp.



Fantasy, pure fantasy...I have one and they do not work.






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nick205

posted on 10/4/12 at 09:26 AM Reply With Quote
To all those whose wives perform their duties....well done (although I'm guessing you're all of the older than me generation where there was more acceptance of wifely duties ). SWMBO has attempted the task and doesn't overly complain about it, sadly she seems to iron more creases in than out leaving me to do it again anyway






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morcus

posted on 10/4/12 at 06:22 PM Reply With Quote
I spoke to my mother today about this very subject and she told me she didn't like the idea of me using an iron. Next time I go to see her I'm going to get that in writing and carry it around to show anyone who complains.





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jerryscales

posted on 10/4/12 at 06:44 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nick205
...or is ironing shirts the most pointless and unrewarding task known to modern man?

I've got a selection of shirts from various places; Debenhams, M&S etc. Not one of them will iron any sense after it's been washed and dried (open air or tumbled). Consequently I try to iron them damp from the washing machine. Still they look un-ironed despite my best efforts

(apologies for the domestic rant, but it pi55es me off to the point of distraction)


BE A MAN ABOUT IT............USE A BLOODY IRONING SERVICE!!!!

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Proby

posted on 10/4/12 at 06:54 PM Reply With Quote
My Mrs' does 99% of the ironing, I only iron the odd shirt when I'm desperate! The washing/ironing are the only household chores that I can get away without my turn! New age women eh?
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SteveWalker

posted on 10/4/12 at 07:03 PM Reply With Quote
I've not tried it, but hanging damp clothes in a cupboard with a fan and a dehumidifier is supposed to dry clothes well while leaving them very easy to iron.
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Rod Ends

posted on 10/4/12 at 07:13 PM Reply With Quote
Don't kill your wife ...
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Confused but excited.

posted on 10/4/12 at 07:18 PM Reply With Quote
Do what I do; buy shirts that don't need ironing, or before I got these I used to do collar cuffs and the bit at the front that shows. Once you have had a suit jacket on for a few minutes the rest will be all crinkled anyway.





Tell them about the bent treacle edges!

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nick205

posted on 12/4/12 at 09:38 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jerryscales
quote:
Originally posted by nick205
...or is ironing shirts the most pointless and unrewarding task known to modern man?

I've got a selection of shirts from various places; Debenhams, M&S etc. Not one of them will iron any sense after it's been washed and dried (open air or tumbled). Consequently I try to iron them damp from the washing machine. Still they look un-ironed despite my best efforts

(apologies for the domestic rant, but it pi55es me off to the point of distraction)


BE A MAN ABOUT IT............USE A BLOODY IRONING SERVICE!!!!




Trust me it's a serious consideration - if only for the fact I can send them back when they're not done properly






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skydivepaul

posted on 12/4/12 at 10:34 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by amalyos
quote:
Originally posted by fesycresy
Interesting thread.

Anyone got any pictures of one of these 'iron' things?


Sorry I have no idea what their talking about!!

My shirts go in a basket in the bathroom, and the washing fairies do them. They just magically appear in my wardrobe.


+1 for me

i have a good wife though who must talk nicely to the washing fairies





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