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liam.mccaffrey - 2/3/09 at 11:16 PM

was searching for brake calipers and stumbled across this seller. Check his other items. Not sure about the burberry-esque gear

My misses would never do that!

linky

[Edited on 2/3/09 by liam.mccaffrey]

handyandy - 2/3/09 at 11:21 PM


nice pair of discs she,s got there

is she in the items for sale too??

OMG
just looked at the sellers other items
either she,s practising for a modelling career or that is a little odd , my mrs would tell me to bo&& o%% if i asked her to do that.

[Edited on 2/3/09 by handyandy]

MakeEverything - 2/3/09 at 11:24 PM

Pretty for a chav!

Dirty too i reckon!!

blakep82 - 2/3/09 at 11:36 PM

must....buy....nissan 200sx parcel shelf....

damn right she's hot!

Thinking about it - 2/3/09 at 11:37 PM

Looks it

liam.mccaffrey - 2/3/09 at 11:39 PM

Caption competition, winner gets 50p by paypal


Paul TigerB6 - 2/3/09 at 11:46 PM

"thank god he isnt selling sexy lingerie on ebay - those LocostBuilder pervs would be printing the pics off!!"

MK chippy - 2/3/09 at 11:50 PM

quote:
Originally posted by liam.mccaffrey
Caption competition, winner gets 50p by paypal






Blow up doll for sale, comes with tool kit!
oooo err!

blakep82 - 2/3/09 at 11:56 PM

quote:
Originally posted by liam.mccaffrey
Caption competition, winner gets 50p by paypal




er, i don't know, erm, tracy (?) got the wrong end of the stick when, erm, blake () said grab a hold of my tool, and bag... ?

blakep82 - 3/3/09 at 12:06 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Paul TigerB6
"thank god he isnt selling sexy lingerie on ebay - those LocostBuilder pervs would be printing the pics off!!"


WHO SAYS I HAVEN'T?!

handyandy - 3/3/09 at 12:07 AM

quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
quote:
Originally posted by liam.mccaffrey
Caption competition, winner gets 50p by paypal




would you like me to tighten your nuts ???

Jasongray5 - 3/3/09 at 12:07 AM

quote:
Originally posted by liam.mccaffrey
Caption competition, winner gets 50p by paypal




"Paige was spoilt for choice for a weapon to mug the granny for her pension"

liam.mccaffrey - 3/3/09 at 12:11 AM

lol, its between handyandy and MK chippy at the moment

NigeEss - 3/3/09 at 12:17 AM

quote:
Originally posted by liam.mccaffrey
Caption competition, winner gets 50p by paypal





So..do you think I have a good pair of.........waterpump pliers ?

handyandy - 3/3/09 at 12:23 AM

quote:
Originally posted by NigeEss
quote:
Originally posted by liam.mccaffrey
Caption competition, winner gets 50p by paypal





how about this......
this isn,t the "tool" i wanted in my hand you dipstick !!!

Jasongray5 - 3/3/09 at 12:25 AM

Just found this!




[Edited on 3/3/09 by Jasongray5]

blakep82 - 3/3/09 at 12:27 AM

^ good mornin'

edit: where did you find that one?! thats not in his other items is it?!

this one works for me though


[Edited on 3/3/09 by blakep82]

Jasongray5 - 3/3/09 at 12:29 AM

my sentiments exactly

NigeEss - 3/3/09 at 12:29 AM

Ah, she is able to smile, not inflatable after all

handyandy - 3/3/09 at 12:30 AM

cute,
looks a bit like my mrs, no really she does, then again beer goggles were a wonderful invention

seriously she & my mrs could be twins,

blakep82 - 3/3/09 at 12:31 AM

quote:
Originally posted by handyandy
cute,
looks a bit like my mrs, no really she does, then again beer goggles were a wonderful invention

seriously she & my mrs could be twins,


pics or stfu

Jasongray5 - 3/3/09 at 12:36 AM

quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
^ good mornin'

edit: where did you find that one?! thats not in his other items is it?!

this one works for me though


[Edited on 3/3/09 by blakep82]


Found it through his feedback profile! The one on the cross trainer is quite nice tooo!

blakep82 - 3/3/09 at 12:39 AM

didn't think of that

whats the deal with this one though?!
plate

NigeEss - 3/3/09 at 12:40 AM

quote:


seriously she & my mrs could be twins,


Ooh...fantasy time....identical twins....new grots quickly.......................................

handyandy - 3/3/09 at 12:41 AM

quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
quote:
Originally posted by handyandy
cute,
looks a bit like my mrs, no really she does, then again beer goggles were a wonderful invention

seriously she & my mrs could be twins,


pics or stfu


i don,t know how to post pics, maybe email one to you to put onto thread, ????
i take it that means .... shut the %$£* up??

they could be sisters, i,ve NOT had a drink tonight so no beer goggles on.

so who won the caption compo??
andy

blakep82 - 3/3/09 at 12:43 AM

ha ha stick a pic in your photo archive

i'm used to be on dance music forums (i like DJing and producing) where there's a lot of kids and they keep saying stuff like 'pics or stfu' lol and yeah, thats what it stands for

NigeEss - 3/3/09 at 12:43 AM

quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
didn't think of that

whats the deal with this one though?!
plate


She's allergic to dogs ?

blakep82 - 3/3/09 at 12:44 AM

makes sense...^

handyandy - 3/3/09 at 12:50 AM

quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
ha ha stick a pic in your photo archive

i'm used to be on dance music forums (i like DJing and producing) where there's a lot of kids and they keep saying stuff like 'pics or stfu' lol and yeah, thats what it stands for


i can,t even work out how to do that, did it once but don,t know how i did it,
send it email then you post, then i don,t need to STFU

who won the caption thingy then????

Simon - 3/3/09 at 01:01 AM

"'Ere, buy some ov this old shite, so ee can buy me some more cloves. Innit"

ATB

Simon


[Edited on 3/3/09 by Simon]

blakep82 - 3/3/09 at 01:09 AM

quote:
Originally posted by handyandy
quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
ha ha stick a pic in your photo archive

i'm used to be on dance music forums (i like DJing and producing) where there's a lot of kids and they keep saying stuff like 'pics or stfu' lol and yeah, thats what it stands for


i can,t even work out how to do that, did it once but don,t know how i did it,
send it email then you post, then i don,t need to STFU

who won the caption thingy then????


lol alright then
blakeperkins82@hotmail.com

handyandy - 3/3/09 at 01:12 AM

ok hang on a mo,
don,t worry its a "clean pic" just to show similar likeness,

andy

blakep82 - 3/3/09 at 01:13 AM

oh i wouldn't be worrying if it were a grubby one

blakep82 - 3/3/09 at 01:19 AM

theres a likeness. maybe not sisters though andy?

the message you sent did crack me up though

Image deleted by owner

handyandy - 3/3/09 at 01:23 AM

well she is actually a twin, but sadly not identical, best get beer goggles on i suppose.
yeah the dogs are nice looking, lol
andy

liam.mccaffrey - 3/3/09 at 10:07 AM

I will declare the winner at 1.30 PM when I get home from work

iank - 3/3/09 at 10:14 AM

quote:
Originally posted by



Press your red-button now boys, for a whole night of entertainment.

scootz - 3/3/09 at 12:03 PM

OMG... I cannot believe anyone would do something quite so tacky just to flog a few odds 'n' sods.

And, what was she thinking of by agreeing to do it... ???

Richard Quinn - 3/3/09 at 05:25 PM

quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
theres a likeness. maybe not sisters though andy?

the message you sent did crack me up though

Image deleted by owner
Andy - Are they Mals and a Sibe?

MK chippy - 3/3/09 at 07:03 PM

well? who won then, lol!

Do you think he meant 1:30 AM?

Jon Ison - 3/3/09 at 07:50 PM

quote:
Originally posted by liam.mccaffrey
Caption competition, winner gets 50p by paypal





So who's knicked my rabbit ?

handyandy - 3/3/09 at 08:17 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Richard Quinn
quote:
Originally posted by blakep82
theres a likeness. maybe not sisters though andy?

the message you sent did crack me up though

Image deleted by owner
Andy - Are they Mals and a Sibe?


Hi Richard,
sorry no they are all siberians, i,ve got 7 of them & hopefully getting two more this year ( say hopefully as i,m breeding one of my bitches) ( & no i don,t mean the wife )
plan is to keep two from the litter, i must be mad, me & mrs, 3 kids & 7 / 9 dogs & building a roadster ???? must,ve lost the plot i think????

Richard Quinn - 3/3/09 at 08:21 PM

Just the two black & whites look a bit chunky for sibes (no offence!). The one lying down looks very solid!

handyandy - 3/3/09 at 08:29 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Richard Quinn
Just the two black & whites look a bit chunky for sibes (no offence!). The one lying down looks very solid!


yeah you,re spot on, the one lying down is a bit of a porker, he,s 9 yrs old & so laid back he falls over, in fact he,s the only one that i don,t run (race), he,d rather be sat on the sled than pulling it! as all others are very lean & fit, the angle of photo is not kind to the other black one, i also show them & judge them, the grey one in photo is a champion ( not easy to achieve).
look in my photo archive for a few nice shots.
cheers
andy

liam.mccaffrey - 3/3/09 at 08:55 PM

No I did mean 1.30 thid afternoon but I didn't get home form work until 3 sorry.

I declare Handyandy and MK Chippy joint winners. They drew a genuine laugh out loud chaps well done. U2U me your emails to claim your prize!

blakep82 - 3/3/09 at 09:01 PM

so do they get 50p each? or do they split the prize money?

handyandy - 3/3/09 at 09:21 PM

thanks takes a bow

whatever the prize please put it in a comic relief red nose day bucket./ or any of your choice.

blakep82

glad you like the comment i added to the photo email i sent,
always up for a laugh, even at my own expense

andy

liam.mccaffrey - 3/3/09 at 10:03 PM

Its 50p each, and it will go to a Lymphoma/Leukemia charity, which some of you know I am recovering from. Well done chaps

LiamMc

[Edited on 3/3/09 by liam.mccaffrey]

handyandy - 3/3/09 at 10:12 PM

a worthy charity choice,
nice one

andy

MK chippy - 3/3/09 at 10:24 PM

Awesome! Always up for a joke!

Good shout on the charity!

Look forward to the next comp!