It's probably wrong to laugh at other peoples misfotune, but the carnage I witness each time I go through the monkey enclosure cracks me up.
Made it through relatively unscathed but the car in front had the rear washer unscrewed and about a foot of rubber hose pulled through. It was mounted
above the tailgate so I assume it's broken somewhere in the roof lining... There are warnings everywhere that your car will get damaged, but I
reckon most people expect an aerial or bent wiper blade.
A lot of years ago I went there with my partener at the time in her car which had a rubber spoiler on the back. And guess what ! Yea a monkey bit a
big chunk out of it ! It wasnt funny at the time but there was a reminder there for a few years .and so funny telling everybody who wanted to know
what had happened to the spoiler ! Certainly an entertaining place
B
The monkeys attack certain cars. Rumor has it, they are collecting enough bits build a complete car, they then plan to bust out of the enclosure and
drive to Scotland. GCHQ are on the case and monitoring all communications between the monkey gangs.
One word of advice I have for them is don't use Renault coil packs for the escape vehical, as I guarantee they won't get to the M5.
No change I'd take any car through there, although electircifing the exterior of the car would be amusing
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Originally posted by Ben_Copeland
No change I'd take any car through there, although electircifing the exterior of the car would be amusing
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Originally posted by Jenko
The monkeys attack certain cars. Rumor has it, they are collecting enough bits build a complete car, they then plan to bust out of the enclosure and drive to Scotland. GCHQ are on the case and monitoring all communications between the monkey gangs.
One word of advice I have for them is don't use Renault coil packs for the escape vehical, as I guarantee they won't get to the M5.
I remember going thru and some moron went thru in a 4x4 with a couple of bikes on the back, lights, reflectors ripped off, seats torn, spare tyre cover torn! He drove around the outside of everyone in a rush to get out but it was too late.
The fools that ignore the signs and pop food on the roof of there cars get the worst if this.
When I went one was enjoying flicking the roof aerial, the little bugger dragged the aerial back as his mates came by let it go so it smashed them in
the face.... Naughty little monkey!
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Originally posted by loggyboy
I remember going thru and some moron went thru in a 4x4 with a couple of bikes on the back, lights, reflectors ripped off, seats torn, spare tyre cover torn! He drove around the outside of everyone in a rush to get out but it was too late.
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Originally posted by nick-york
A lot of years ago I went there with my partener at the time in her car which had a rubber spoiler on the back. And guess what ! Yea a monkey bit a big chunk out of it ! It wasnt funny at the time but there was a reminder there for a few years .and so funny telling everybody who wanted to know what had happened to the spoiler ! Certainly an entertaining place
B
I had a customer a couple of months ago who phoned asking if I could get her a couple of washer jets. She'd been to Knowsley and the monkeys had ripped them off. "No problem. I'll order a pair, call in sometime tomorrow" Then I call the dealer who, without looking the part number, say he's not got any. He knows this because he sold them all the week before (8prs) to people who'd had them... ripped out at Knowsley. '