I was talking to the lady yesterday about how much I cant wait to get the car and different events coming up that I want to go to when this conversation come up;
Me: So, the first weekend away will be with the same people I met at Detling on May bank holiday.
Lady: May bank holiday?
Me: Yeeeeeeees, why?
Lady: You have already said that we can go to meet my parents while they are on holiday in Cornwall. We are going to stay in a cottage, but we will have to sleep on the floor because my sister and her man has the other bed.
Me: WHAT!!! Can I take the new car.
Lady: No because we need to leave late on the friday due to the long drive and traffic. Plus you cant park anywhere close so you might not see it all weekend. You promissed you would go, dont let me down.
Me: I didnt realise which weekend the show was on, cant I.....
Lady: NO!

Blown out of the water with no return. Guess ill have to wait another year.

Time for a new lady!!!

Just find a guy that looks like you, a decoy.

put your trousers back on

my otherhalf booked something for stoneleigh weekend. Its now cancelled and she isnt coming to stoneleigh. Result all round

kidnap her, gaffa tape the mouth and bind the wrists, put a tiny whole in the gaffa tape to allow her to have a drink that you could chuck in if your wanted to

stick her in the boot and say

"well you wanted to sleep on the floor! so you can sleep on the boot floor instead!"

trundle along to stoneliegh and forget she's in there!

OR

You could leave early monday morning and go to the show on monday?

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Originally posted by omega0684
kidnap her, gaffa tape the mouth and bind the wrists, put a tiny whole in the gaffa tape to allow her to have a drink that you could chuck in if your wanted to

stick her in the boot and say

"well you wanted to sleep on the floor! so you can sleep on the boot floor instead!"

trundle along to stoneliegh and forget she's in there!

OR

You could leave early monday morning and go to the show on monday?

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In my book you're a hero for sitting in that traffic for 8-9hrs(not), put some trousers back on.

[Edited on [1270751871R0=063030p: by philw]

wave to me and tj
on the M5
we,ll be heading North
and no one fingered salutes across the central reservation
cheers les g

[Edited on 8/4/10 by les g]

I'm sure someone will post you some pictures and I'll have a couple of shandies on your behalf.

Shame, as it is the best show of the year

Cheers

Rich

you survived a serious crash in a 7 and your scared enough of your wife to spend stoneleigh weekend on the floor of the inlaws cottage?? - she must be a total ball crusher



Priceless

i can see it from here a sizable dent in your forehead where she pokes you while shouting DO AS YOUR TOLD LITTLE MAN
have a weekend apart it will be fine just sneek out early

PUSSY

Not a chance...

I can lend you some balls if you need them to tell her, one weekend in a year for you and the rest of your lives together to ignore her parents...

mate im gutted for you....

but...

if you want to help me move over that weekend then feel free, and im going up to stonleigh on the monday so tell her you are going fishing for the day

that is bad news.

just tell her you will have more fun at stoneleigh

Well......

I have showed her all your messages and your all going to die!!!!


I must say that I will enjoy myself. There is some festival going on at the time. Sounds like I need to get into the spirit. Surely that means drinking cider and eating pasties!

Also she is letting me spend alot of money on a kit car that she is partly paying for, she is also hot. An arse to die for.

Before you ask no you cant see a pic. One becasue I dont have one and two I dont want you fellas getting jealous and having a yank over it.



You may meet her one day she wants to come to Stoneleigh next year!!

Oh and cheers for the T-shirt recomendation Mangogrooveworkshop. Your humour never fails to make me smile!

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she is also hot. An arse to die for.

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she is also hot. An arse to die for.

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That's what Bud the alcoholic tramp does in town up here

or if you want i will show her some of the local sights if you get too drunk....