The Hippy is on a crash course to intercept and gatecrash your meet this coming Wednesday.....

You have been warned....

Rich.

Hippy
We'll have the arrester wire ready and waiting, try to trap the third wire, we'll be watching!!
Chris (plastictankman)

Landing gear......LANDING GEAR!!

Oh feck, the electrics are shot.

Tower, have emergency crews at the ready, I'm coming in.....

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

{the radio falls silent but for the static...}

rich, seeing as we are going in the midas, does this mean i've just crashed?

(screen shimmers)(stark close up to face in grim realisation)
cuts to clip of "sixth sense"
"i see dead people.... they ask me for help"

{Camera pans out to show the car hitting the deck of the aircraft carrier at high velocity and erupting to a ball of flame........}

All is silent....

{Cut scene to Richard and Dave sat on bar stools watching busty barmaid....}

"Fucking good job that was just a dream I had, eh Dave......"

thank goodness it all ended happily. Did I get off with Liv Tyler, only I had to nip to the bog and missed that scene?

rich, we can swear again look when you wrote ******* it put *******, oh ****** I've been Chris W'd (only kidding )

No, I heard that you're an ugly bleeder, so I get the girl and you get to say as the last line of the film....

"Always the bridesmaid..."



Rich.

no I had the editor cut that scene
the last line now reads
"Rich c'mon stop messing with the sheep me and Liv want to go home"
{camera pans from young hippy type pulling up trousers at the rear of a wooly back to a lithe young couple (me and Liv) holding hands walking into the sunset laughing}

No no no, YOU are the one from Derbyshire.

You have Liv bloody Tyler by all means.

Anyway, there's nothing wrong with this sheep as it happens.

Natascha Mcelhone* could only get a cameo part in this film and the sheep was it.

Besides, Liv was blinded in a freak gardening accident earlier in the film.

* For those that don't know who Natascha Mcelhone is, then watch the film The Truman Show and look out for the lovely bird that saves Truman from his unreality....

mmmm, I'd have held out for Famke Jannsen.

Isn't he a Swedish rally driver?



Rich.

Wot like...on the Muppets?

The Swedish chef is funny enough, but The Great Gonzo with his huge bent blue conk rules the roost.



Rich.

ol dunc's not far off the 100 posts either

I feel the time is coming

wot is it with you lot that you pick women with names that you can't pronounce

have you seen that jztqvfff herdigerbeel

gets her kit of in
mad max 7
return of the thunderdome ( on foot cos all the petrol ran out

maybe i'm just old fashoined but i like my women who are as easy on the tongue as they are on the eye

I can pronounce it, but I'm ded cleva wich is ovvius form me spellign.

Just cause you can't chuffin' pronounce it.

Oh and why are you President of the Kevin Keegan fanclub Dave?

why you little...........
kevin Keegan whooooooooooooooooooooo

it's not my fault that all the keys are in a different place on the puter at wrok

Ok, now I'm scared.

Hey Dave, you don't have to pronounce 'her' name. Just call her 'love' or 'pet' or even just 'hey you'. Oh no, nearly a hundred posts, I'm going to have to stop posting so I don't become a total complete full member with all the trimming.

So what happens at 200.

OH NO dont tell me i think i've guessed!!

Tonight is the night......

I'm scared now.

Hippy
Don't be scared, we don't bite but we might give you a nasty suck!!!!!!
chris

Were there any gay overtones in that last post Chris?

Anyway, after meeting you buggers I've decided Chris G and Chris G should be called Kenny and Cartman.

You can all make your own decisions who is who....

****I'M NOT FAT, I'M BIG BONED*******

The film thread on here earlier in the thread was one of the funniest I have seen in a while.

Course, its not as good as finding out a gearbox best fits the engine it came with on the other list.

Whats a gearbox? And why would you want one in a locost?

Thank you steve.
We are thinking of putting it straight to video