Tommorow 7.30 pm The Beverlys Arms Ackworth, on the roundabout at the junction of the A628/A638.

Clowns, jugglers, bouncy castle, hook a f*cking duck, goldfish, pikeys, or not as the case may be.

Perhaps also some Locosts and beer.

NO TARTS

Cheers

Chris

Bloody hell the worlds gone mad!

do they do pikie shooting with 12 bores?

No the 12 bores will all be sat in a cafe drinking cappuchinos with their other halves. I didn't think there were that many of them. It's not the bouncy castle off Phoenix Nights is it Chris?

yours, Pete.

nice one petevery funny mate.

Pete I love you like a brother!

No bouncy castles

and


NO TARTS

Tut tut tut

I've got a locost to get away from bints and ankle biters, they'll be organising a fookin' creche next.

Yours in exasperation

Chris

Eee by 'eck... it's almost like a regular 'chatroom' full of old ladies!!!

No off fence...

I'll 't be gooing anyroad...

See thee theear if tha gooin'

Er! is tha bildin a tardis or summat?




i]Originally posted by MK Urbantiger
Eee by 'eck... it's almost like a regular 'chatroom' full of old ladies!!!

No off fence...

I'll 't be gooing anyroad...

See thee theear if tha gooin'

Sorry, no offence like, but you can't come.



it was last wednesday.

On the other hand what's going to win the 3.30 at kempton tomorrow?

Cheers

Chris

BTW Whereabouts in Rotherham, and more to the point, do I know you?

Al bet tha nose im if tha sizzim, he warks wi a stutter. Arm sellin my owd time machine in a couple a wicks time. It's gone nar an e gid me a lift back. My car conked in Worksop today, bloody bottom hose.

al sithee, Pete.

Pardon?

Cheers

Chris

Bloody Sheepshaggers

Where men are men and sheep are nervous.

yours, Pete.