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chrisg - 9/10/03 at 08:15 PM

We wish you a merry christmas........We wish you a merry christmas........We wish you a merry christmas........etc

A bit of forward planing here but the annual Yorkshire group Christmas meal takes place on Wednesday 10th of December and I need some idea of numbers so if you intend coming let me know. It's very informal, usually includes some sort of food fight and all are welcome. There were no tarts last year, let's keep it that way. The language can be quite robust.

Cheers

Santa


JoelP - 9/10/03 at 08:56 PM

im provisionally up for that, so long as theres no teamwork in the food fight! where du have it usually? was about to ask what sort of food but i guess theres not much choice with a christmas dinn dinns!

fun the other day? i was considering going to that too but the other half had a party planned, so i woz giving lifts to her pals...! bloody tarts...


chrisg - 9/10/03 at 09:25 PM

I think "festive fare" was available but it's just your ordinary pub grub -quite nice too!

Cheers

Chris


Metal Hippy - 9/10/03 at 09:37 PM

Put me down as a provisional.

I wasn't too badly scared after last year.

Oh what fun was had everyone playing musical chairs, getting up after the meal, finding no others seats in the pub and going back to sit around the long table again....

Such memories...


Ben_Copeland - 9/10/03 at 09:56 PM

Not much good for us Southerners


chrisg - 9/10/03 at 10:16 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Ben_Copeland
Not much good for us Southerners


Another advantage!

(just kidding)

Forgot to mention it's at the same place as the meetings The Beverleys arms/Friar Tucks on the roundabout at the junction of the A628/A638 at Ackworth near Pontefract and it's a 7.00pm start.

Cheers

Chris


Mark H - 10/10/03 at 08:46 AM

Memories indeed Metal Hippy.

That was my first meeting of the Yorkshire Possee!


PS Put me down for a place mate..

[Edited on 10/10/03 by Mark H]


andyps - 11/10/03 at 12:16 AM

I should be able to be there - still within walking distance which is good!


JoelP - 11/10/03 at 10:25 AM

oh my god marks got a flying shitman as his avatar. what is the world coming to?!


Mark H - 14/10/03 at 08:36 PM

Good, innit?

In fact it is several flying shitsters.

See you at Christmas if not before!


JoelP - 14/10/03 at 09:05 PM

Ai! seems to have constipation now though!


chrisg - 14/10/03 at 09:13 PM

When did a lovely thread about joy to all men turn into a thread about flying turd?

Tsk

Cheers

Chris

PS I've booked provisionally for twenty five


chrisg - 24/10/03 at 05:47 PM

Nothern men

Just for your peace of mind, it's still arranged.

Unlike certain do's I could mention!

Engage smug mode.............

Cheers

Chris


JoelP - 3/12/03 at 11:32 PM

BTTT as its fast aproaching! BTW ChrisG, is my name down? anyone else coming?! and it is monday innit?!


chrisg - 4/12/03 at 12:12 AM

Yes it's next WEDNESDAY, and you're down.

Just you though, as soon as everyone found out you we're coming they all pulled out.

Cheers

Chris

There should be around 15-20 of us


JoelP - 4/12/03 at 09:34 AM

ah yes.... must remember to change my socks before then...


chrisg - 4/12/03 at 09:43 PM

I put a clean pair of socks on every day of the week.

Can't get my sodding shoes on by Thursday!

It's smart-casual BTW, not crusty-slovenly.

Hippy made that mistake last year.

Cheers

Chris


chrisg - 5/12/03 at 07:56 PM

More good news

Had luncheon at the Beverleys today ( Fish, very nice, thank you for asking) and it's gone "two for one" which means if you choose a partner from the motely crew carefully you could eat for £3.50 each, even the most expensive meal will cost you £5.50. Of course you fat f**kers will want a starter and a dessert(and cheese and buscuits,probably)

Best bring £50

And some beer money

Cheers

Chris


JoelP - 5/12/03 at 09:37 PM

mmm.... i love eating...

its quite likely you will never meet another skinny guy who can eat more than me...! lol

i love those all you can eat places, like carverys.


chrisg - 8/12/03 at 10:52 PM

Well chaps it's this Wednesday

Last chance for any stragglers, who want to come - there'll be room for you - no problem!

Cheers

Chris


chrisg - 11/12/03 at 12:28 AM

Buuuuuuuuurp!

Cheers

Chris


Metal Hippy - 11/12/03 at 12:34 AM

Ahhh, is the massive buildup of wind the reason you ate approximately 10% of your dinner?


Mk-Ninja - 11/12/03 at 08:33 AM

Thanks for the warm welcome from a good bunch, I hope to join you on many more functions and trips

Thanks again Gordon

Bye the way did I hear someone had a crash


JoelP - 11/12/03 at 10:35 AM

really? might need a trailer for it...!


Mark H - 11/12/03 at 12:58 PM

With discussions ranging from crashes to getting one's b0llocks shaved by a fat minger, i can say its got me reet into the Christmas spirit!

Merry Chrim-Bo to all of us!!


Metal Hippy - 11/12/03 at 03:26 PM

It's a good job that bit of the conversation was after dinner...


chrisg - 11/12/03 at 07:28 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Metal Hippy
Ahhh, is the massive buildup of wind the reason you ate approximately 10% of your dinner?


I think the real question to be answered is why I eat like a church mouse and you eat like a waste disposal unit, and how our respective girths can be explained.

You skinny b@st@rd

It's not fair I tell you!!!!!

cheers

Chris


JoelP - 11/12/03 at 08:17 PM

its just the joy of being young chris, i seem unable to get, ahem, wider myself, whereas my brother has developed a podge in the last year, so i suspect i have one on the way.

hipster may avoid it for a few years, but rest assured, it happens to everyone in the end


Metal Hippy - 11/12/03 at 08:18 PM

Not everyone...

Some people stay stupidly thin for their whole life.

Unlike poor Mr G. He can't help being a fatass.


chrisg - 11/12/03 at 09:21 PM

You should have seen me when I WAS big!

Cheers

Chris


Metal Hippy - 11/12/03 at 09:49 PM

You mean Superfatass..?


chrisg - 11/12/03 at 10:13 PM

Oh Yes!

You hairy tw@t

Cheers

Chris


Peteff - 11/12/03 at 11:49 PM

If you have a metabolism it gets rid of the food you eat. I don't know where you get them from but you could try ebay or search on google or ask Hippy where he got his from.

yours, Pete.

(10 stone 8 pounds)


Marcus - 12/12/03 at 10:01 PM

You've all missed the point - or was it two and her name was Donna. A bit short with big tits almost popping out of that tight shirt!!
BTW I ate a fat bastard mixed grill, didn't leave a single chip and..... oh poo I've gained 6 pounds!!

Marcus


Marcus - 12/12/03 at 10:02 PM

Donna's kebab?
Don't even go there!

Marcus


Metal Hippy - 12/12/03 at 10:03 PM

Highlight of the evening...?

"Nice breasts"


Metal Hippy - 12/12/03 at 10:03 PM

The older one was nicer btw...


chrisg - 12/12/03 at 11:14 PM

Sorry?

You mean one of her tits is older than the other?

Wierd

Cheers

Mr Pedantic


JoelP - 12/12/03 at 11:35 PM

surely you good gentlemen arent talking about the 16 year old barmaid in such a candid fashion?!?


chrisg - 13/12/03 at 11:58 AM

how do you know she was sixteen?

Mmmmmmmmmm?

Cheers

Chris


Mark H - 16/12/03 at 09:34 AM

As your all aware, sixteen is fine in the eyes of the law!! So were the tits!!

I bet she loved us! (PTM - classic first line after turning up 2 hours late!)

Hippy - the older one was about the same quality as the younger. A bit rough, but it'd do after a few pints!! Do you think they come as a pair?


andyps - 16/12/03 at 10:54 PM

"Do you think they come as a pair?"

That surely depends who they are with