Metal Hippy™
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 posted on 8/3/02 at 09:39 PM |
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WATCH OUT S YORKS........
The Hippy is on a crash course to intercept and gatecrash your meet this coming Wednesday.....
You have been warned....
Rich.
President of the Non-conformist Locost Builders Club. E-mail for details...
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locodude
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| posted on 8/3/02 at 10:17 PM |
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Hippy
We'll have the arrester wire ready and waiting, try to trap the third wire, we'll be watching!!
Chris (plastictankman)
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Metal Hippy™
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| posted on 8/3/02 at 10:49 PM |
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Landing gear......LANDING GEAR!!
Oh feck, the electrics are shot.
Tower, have emergency crews at the ready, I'm coming in.....
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
{the radio falls silent but for the static...}
President of the Non-conformist Locost Builders Club. E-mail for details...
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macdave69
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| posted on 8/3/02 at 11:19 PM |
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rich, seeing as we are going in the midas, does this mean i've just crashed?
(screen shimmers)(stark close up to face in grim realisation)
cuts to clip of "sixth sense"
"i see dead people.... they ask me for help"
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Metal Hippy™
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 posted on 8/3/02 at 11:27 PM |
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{Camera pans out to show the car hitting the deck of the aircraft carrier at high velocity and erupting to a ball of flame........}
All is silent....
{Cut scene to Richard and Dave sat on bar stools watching busty barmaid....}
"Fucking good job that was just a dream I had, eh Dave......"
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macdave69
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| posted on 8/3/02 at 11:42 PM |
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thank goodness it all ended happily. Did I get off with Liv Tyler, only I had to nip to the bog and missed that scene?
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macdave69
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| posted on 8/3/02 at 11:46 PM |
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rich, we can swear again look when you wrote ******* it put *******, oh ****** I've been Chris W'd (only kidding  )
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Metal Hippy™
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| posted on 8/3/02 at 11:47 PM |
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No, I heard that you're an ugly bleeder, so I get the girl and you get to say as the last line of the film....
"Always the bridesmaid..."
Rich.
President of the Non-conformist Locost Builders Club. E-mail for details...
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macdave69
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| posted on 8/3/02 at 11:52 PM |
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no I had the editor cut that scene
the last line now reads
"Rich c'mon stop messing with the sheep me and Liv want to go home"
{camera pans from young hippy type pulling up trousers at the rear of a wooly back to a lithe young couple (me and Liv) holding hands walking into the
sunset laughing}
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Metal Hippy™
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 posted on 8/3/02 at 11:59 PM |
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No no no, YOU are the one from Derbyshire.
You have Liv bloody Tyler by all means.
Anyway, there's nothing wrong with this sheep as it happens.
Natascha Mcelhone* could only get a cameo part in this film and the sheep was it.
Besides, Liv was blinded in a freak gardening accident earlier in the film.
* For those that don't know who Natascha Mcelhone is, then watch the film The Truman Show and look out for the lovely bird that saves Truman from his
unreality....
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Dunc
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| posted on 9/3/02 at 12:14 AM |
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mmmm, I'd have held out for Famke Jannsen.
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Metal Hippy™
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| posted on 9/3/02 at 12:24 AM |
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Isn't he a Swedish rally driver?
Rich.
President of the Non-conformist Locost Builders Club. E-mail for details...
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Dunc
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| posted on 9/3/02 at 12:41 AM |
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Wot like...on the Muppets?
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Metal Hippy™
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 posted on 9/3/02 at 12:46 AM |
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The Swedish chef is funny enough, but The Great Gonzo with his huge bent blue conk rules the roost.
Rich.
President of the Non-conformist Locost Builders Club. E-mail for details...
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macdave69
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| posted on 9/3/02 at 01:58 AM |
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ol dunc's not far off the 100 posts either
I feel the time is coming
wot is it with you lot that you pick women with names that you can't pronounce
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macdave69
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| posted on 9/3/02 at 02:01 AM |
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have you seen that jztqvfff herdigerbeel
gets her kit of in
mad max 7
return of the thunderdome ( on foot cos all the petrol ran out
maybe i'm just old fashoined but i like my women who are as easy on the tongue as they are on the eye
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Metal Hippy™
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| posted on 9/3/02 at 02:02 AM |
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I can pronounce it, but I'm ded cleva wich is ovvius form me spellign.
Just cause you can't chuffin' pronounce it.
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Metal Hippy™
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 posted on 9/3/02 at 02:02 AM |
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Oh and why are you President of the Kevin Keegan fanclub Dave?
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macdave69
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| posted on 9/3/02 at 02:06 AM |
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why you little...........
kevin Keegan whooooooooooooooooooooo
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macdave69
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| posted on 9/3/02 at 02:08 AM |
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it's not my fault that all the keys are in a different place on the puter at wrok
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Metal Hippy™
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 posted on 9/3/02 at 02:12 AM |
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Ok, now I'm scared.
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Dunc
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| posted on 9/3/02 at 10:27 AM |
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Hey Dave, you don't have to pronounce 'her' name. Just call her 'love' or 'pet' or even just 'hey you'. Oh no, nearly a hundred posts, I'm
going to have to stop posting so I don't become a total complete full member with all the trimming.
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bob
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| posted on 10/3/02 at 07:26 PM |
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So what happens at 200.
OH NO dont tell me i think i've guessed!! 
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Metal Hippy™
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| posted on 13/3/02 at 04:35 PM |
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Tonight is the night......
I'm scared now.
President of the Non-conformist Locost Builders Club. E-mail for details...
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locodude
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| posted on 13/3/02 at 06:16 PM |
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Hippy
Don't be scared, we don't bite but we might give you a nasty suck!!!!!!
chris
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