Metal Hippy
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| posted on 11/12/03 at 03:26 PM |
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It's a good job that bit of the conversation was after dinner...
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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chrisg
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| posted on 11/12/03 at 07:28 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Metal Hippy
Ahhh, is the massive buildup of wind the reason you ate approximately 10% of your dinner?
I think the real question to be answered is why I eat like a church mouse and you eat like a waste disposal unit, and how our respective girths can be
explained.
You skinny b@st@rd
It's not fair I tell you!!!!!
cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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JoelP
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| posted on 11/12/03 at 08:17 PM |
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its just the joy of being young chris, i seem unable to get, ahem, wider myself, whereas my brother has developed a podge in the last year, so i
suspect i have one on the way.
hipster may avoid it for a few years, but rest assured, it happens to everyone in the end
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 11/12/03 at 08:18 PM |
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Not everyone...
Some people stay stupidly thin for their whole life.
Unlike poor Mr G. He can't help being a fatass.
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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chrisg
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| posted on 11/12/03 at 09:21 PM |
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You should have seen me when I WAS big!
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 11/12/03 at 09:49 PM |
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You mean Superfatass..?
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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chrisg
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| posted on 11/12/03 at 10:13 PM |
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Oh Yes!
You hairy tw@t
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Peteff
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| posted on 11/12/03 at 11:49 PM |
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It's metabolism Chris.
If you have a metabolism it gets rid of the food you eat. I don't know where you get them from but you could try ebay or search on google or ask
Hippy where he got his from.
yours, Pete.
(10 stone 8 pounds)
yours, Pete
I went into the RSPCA office the other day. It was so small you could hardly swing a cat in there.
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Marcus
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| posted on 12/12/03 at 10:01 PM |
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You've all missed the point - or was it two and her name was Donna. A bit short with big tits almost popping out of that tight shirt!!
BTW I ate a fat bastard mixed grill, didn't leave a single chip and..... oh poo I've gained 6 pounds!!
Marcus
Marcus
Because kits are for girls!!
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Marcus
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| posted on 12/12/03 at 10:02 PM |
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Donna's kebab?
Don't even go there!
Marcus
Marcus
Because kits are for girls!!
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 12/12/03 at 10:03 PM |
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Highlight of the evening...?
"Nice breasts"
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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Metal Hippy
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| posted on 12/12/03 at 10:03 PM |
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The older one was nicer btw...
Cock off or cock on. You choose.
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chrisg
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| posted on 12/12/03 at 11:14 PM |
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Sorry?
You mean one of her tits is older than the other?
Wierd
Cheers
Mr Pedantic
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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JoelP
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| posted on 12/12/03 at 11:35 PM |
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surely you good gentlemen arent talking about the 16 year old barmaid in such a candid fashion?!?
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chrisg
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| posted on 13/12/03 at 11:58 AM |
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how do you know she was sixteen?
Mmmmmmmmmm?
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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Mark H
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| posted on 16/12/03 at 09:34 AM |
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As your all aware, sixteen is fine in the eyes of the law!! So were the tits!!
I bet she loved us! (PTM - classic first line after turning up 2 hours late!)
Hippy - the older one was about the same quality as the younger. A bit rough, but it'd do after a few pints!! Do you think they come as a
pair? 
Mark Harrison and
Q986 KCP back from the dead...
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andyps
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| posted on 16/12/03 at 10:54 PM |
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"Do you think they come as a pair?"
That surely depends who they are with
Andy
An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less
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