40inches
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:05 PM |
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92 31 years to go
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A1
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:08 PM |
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86, nursing home, heart disease...
although another one said june 25th, 2026. I even got my own countdown clock!!
http://www.deathclock.com/dw.cfm?Day=13&Month=9&Year=1989&Sex=Male&Mode=Sadistic&bmi=-25&smoker=0
[Edited on 28/6/10 by A1]
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Paul TigerB6
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:09 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by rf900rush
I going to have a sex change
That will give me a few more years
I'm sticking to liking the laydee's and will just accept dying young myself thanks.......
then again..........if you're that way inclined............   
or will you be a lesbo??
[Edited on 28/6/10 by Paul TigerB6]
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:11 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by clairetoo
I'll be 93
I dont fancy dieing in a nursing home of heart disease though
Ironically that's what's on my Cluedo cards too, only I'll be 86
The last one of these I did said I'd be 72...
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Daddylonglegs
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:15 PM |
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Must be something celestial about 87 I'm doomed to go then too 
Best get some bad life style in seems I can afford a few misdemeanours
The way the government is going, I won't even make retirement!
[Edited on 28/6/10 by Daddylonglegs]
It looks like the Midget is winning at the moment......
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eddie99
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:17 PM |
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Did anyone else have to google DUI or just me?
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NigeEss
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:19 PM |
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86 of heart failure in a nursing home
At least I share the day with Major Frank Burns !
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.................Douglas Adams.
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coozer
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:19 PM |
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When you will die: Saturday April 10, 2055, at age of 90.
Where you will die:
Nursing Home 43.10%
In Patient 33.70%
Residence 15.30%
Out Patient/ ER 4.00%
Other places 2.80%
Dead on Arrival 1.00%
Status unknown 0.00%
Place unknown 0.00%
How you will die:
Heart disease 38.20%
All other causes 19.60%
Malignant cancer 11.70%
Stroke 10.20%
Influenza and pneumonia 4.80%
Alzheimer's disease 4.30%
Lower respiratory disease 4.20%
Diabetes 2.10%
Kidney disease 1.80%
Accidents 1.80%
Blood poisoning 1.40%
Bit of a theme I reckon.. 90 eh? Not bad considering. That means I'm only half way there. Best go find a bigger garage!
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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coozer
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:22 PM |
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And this is wor lass...
When you will die: Saturday October 16, 2055, at age of 98.
Where you will die:
Nursing Home 43.10%
In Patient 33.70%
Residence 15.30%
Out Patient/ ER 4.00%
Other places 2.80%
Dead on Arrival 1.00%
Status unknown 0.00%
Place unknown 0.00%
How you will die:
Heart disease 38.20%
All other causes 19.60%
Malignant cancer 11.70%
Stroke 10.20%
Influenza and pneumonia 4.80%
Alzheimer's disease 4.30%
Lower respiratory disease 4.20%
Diabetes 2.10%
Kidney disease 1.80%
Accidents 1.80%
Blood poisoning 1.40%
What a load of bollocks!
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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bigpig
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:24 PM |
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90 it says for me.
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:29 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by eddie99
Did anyone else have to google DUI or just me?
Isn't it the American version of drink-driving? Only you don't get f**ked so hard for it
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dave
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:43 PM |
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DUI driving under the influence?
I will die in 2057 aged 86 from heart problems in a nursing home.
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clairetoo
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:45 PM |
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If only we could find out which nursing home , and stay out of it............maybe it's the cost that causes so much heart failure
Its cuz I is blond , innit
Claire xx
Will weld for food......
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coozer
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 09:48 PM |
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Locostbuilders Nurse Home.
Come on, who's starting that up?
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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Paul TigerB6
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| posted on 28/6/10 at 10:29 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by coozer
Locostbuilders Nurse Home.
Come on, who's starting that up?
30 tents outside a hoooooooge workshop with lathe, TIG welding gear, 4 post lifts etc?? 
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hicost
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| posted on 29/6/10 at 01:23 AM |
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Me
93 for me. Not bad!!
"I cant do that without accidentally grabbing hold of the work of the divine potter"
 
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iank
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| posted on 29/6/10 at 06:46 AM |
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Sunday March 4, 2057, at age of 90.
Nearly halfway there
[Edited on 29/6/10 by iank]
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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
Anonymous
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Stott
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| posted on 29/6/10 at 06:50 AM |
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I'll be 86 with heart disease in a nursing home. See you all there!
The wife outlives me by 10 years though, cow.
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hughpinder
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| posted on 29/6/10 at 07:37 AM |
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90 for me, but I'm not going to put a foot into a nursing home or in patients EVER - thats cuts down my chance of dying by 86% - So if you want
to live longer dont do either
Hugh
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gavin174
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| posted on 29/6/10 at 10:11 AM |
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oh well!!
When you will die: Tuesday December 21, 2032, at age of 59.
Where you will die:
In Patient 43.10%
Residence 29.60%
Out Patient/ ER 12.10%
Nursing Home 6.00%
Other places 6.00%
Dead on Arrival 2.30%
Status unknown 0.50%
Place unknown 0.00%
How you will die:
Malignant cancer 37%
Heart disease 26.30%
All other causes 15.10%
Lower respiratory disease 4.50%
Stroke 4.10%
Diabetes 3.80%
Accidents 3.10%
Chronic liver disease 2.40%
Kidney disease 1.30%
Suicide 1.20%
Blood poisoning 1.20%
Who died on December 21:
2001 - Comic - Foster Brooks, dies at 90, heart attack
1988 - UN Commissioner for Namibia - Bernt Carlsson, dies, plane blown up
1940 - Author - Nathanael West, dies at 37, car accident
http://www.essexkitcarclub.com
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woodster
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| posted on 29/6/10 at 12:11 PM |
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90 for me ........... i was hoping 75 ... whilst on the job with a busty 25year old nypho
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iti_uk
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| posted on 29/6/10 at 10:24 PM |
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Mine said 83, as an In Patient, of heart disease. That's not what the palm-reader told me, so it must be wrong...
:p
Chris
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Benzine
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| posted on 29/6/10 at 10:40 PM |
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114 - choking on scampi
The mental gymnastics a landlord will employ to justify immoral actions is clinically fascinating. Just because something is legal doesn't make
it moral.
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Ninehigh
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| posted on 1/7/10 at 06:54 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Benzine
114 - choking on scampi
That's a bit specific, you know Ladbrokes might well give you some fine odds on that one!
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