timf
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| posted on 6/6/03 at 09:16 AM |
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how to beat the gatso
1> have a BEC with a reversing box
2> go throught the 30 mph gatso at 50 in reverse, But remember to look at the front of the car
when the ticket drops ask to see the photo and ask how the gatso can catch you the wrong way?
the dvla/police can't answer and drop all charges. etc
Enjoy 
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paulbeyer
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| posted on 6/6/03 at 02:24 PM |
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Hmmm,
Nice theory, put it into practice and let us know how you get on.
7 out of 10 people suffer with hemorrhoids. Does that mean the other 3 enjoy them?
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David Jenkins
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| posted on 6/6/03 at 02:46 PM |
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Knowing the average copper's view of smart-arses, they'll work out your speed from the stripes on the road.
Then they'll do you for speeding, AND for dangerous driving! i.e. 50mph in reverse!
But if you want to try it, we'll gladly stand and watch the outcome...
David
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GO
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| posted on 6/6/03 at 02:50 PM |
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You'd have to practice your handbrake and J turns to make it worthwhile. Go on, give it a go!!
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stephen_gusterson
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| posted on 6/6/03 at 06:39 PM |
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how about driving at the cam and ju,mping out at the last second.
'i wasnt driving the car'
atb
steve
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theconrodkid
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| posted on 6/6/03 at 06:58 PM |
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do what they do in holland,fill it full of bullet holes
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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chrisg
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| posted on 6/6/03 at 08:40 PM |
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I think Farmers( who can legally own shotguns) could do us all a favour.
Can't find the picture" The only gatso in Texas" now
Looks like swiss cheese
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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DoctorFunky
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| posted on 6/6/03 at 10:02 PM |
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I think the kids in South London had the best idea. They took to petrol bombing them. Nothing better than a well toasted gatzo.
Glad I didn't build a Tiger
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chrisg
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| posted on 6/6/03 at 10:05 PM |
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Oh no,
Famers everywhere, surely they need some target practice for shooting furry things?
Maybe if we piant a squirrel on them?
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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chrisg
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| posted on 7/6/03 at 04:43 PM |
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I'm exempt,
And I can't spell
Cheers
Chris
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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locodude
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| posted on 7/6/03 at 06:46 PM |
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He doesn't need to to be able to speak or spell. As long as he has the requisite amount of European beer tokens at my disposal. And no
sneaking off early to 'claim the bottom bunk'
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chrisg
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| posted on 7/6/03 at 10:10 PM |
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Come to think of it I may feel a little poorly, just before the last post.
You wouldn't want the top bunk to give way would you? Doesn't bear thinking about.
You ever seen "The posiedon Adventure"?
Cheers
The Big Lad
Note to all: I really don't know when to leave well alone. I tried to get clever with the mods, then when they gave me a lifeline to see the
error of my ways, I tried to incite more trouble via u2u. So now I'm banned, never to return again. They should have done it years ago!
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