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Scoob

posted on 24/10/07 at 07:32 PM Reply With Quote
College teacher - What a ****

Well yeah anyway, had to do a headgasket on a VW polo '92 reg 1300. Took head off etc, cleaned it all up, and then me and my mate told the teacher, he said hell cum help us lift it back in, and the inlet valve on cylinder 2 was open, and the pistons in numbers 2 + 3 where open, And he didnt realise. We carried on, he told us what to do, so we did it.. He told us to tighten head bolts up, and that it would be tight (Told us this when he was doing one) Then it made all bad noises etc.. and he said its just the rust (Inside a oil rich engine? :\) like i said, we did it all, then went to start it, and it missed like a pig. So we did cylinder leakage test, which was showin it was leaking, and guess what? He bent the valve, and tried blaming on me and my mate !

If that dont make sense, its cos its too long :\ My apologies lol

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andyharding

posted on 24/10/07 at 07:34 PM Reply With Quote
Just goes to show never trust a teacher





Are you a Mac user or a retard?

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smart51

posted on 24/10/07 at 07:45 PM Reply With Quote
If you knew it was wrong, shouldn't you have said something?
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Scoob

posted on 24/10/07 at 07:49 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by smart51
If you knew it was wrong, shouldn't you have said something?


I wasnt payin attention, i was holding the inlet mani and exhaust mani outta the way, and got my finger stuck, so i didnt really pay attention to that lol

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paddler20

posted on 24/10/07 at 07:53 PM Reply With Quote
lesson learnt then ?
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llionellis

posted on 24/10/07 at 07:53 PM Reply With Quote
Lesson learned I guess.
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Scoob

posted on 24/10/07 at 07:54 PM Reply With Quote
Yeah, make sure all pistons are in middle of the block :\ And to listen to other teachers instead maybe, cos one of the MA's said he was a nob like that..
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Tim 45

posted on 24/10/07 at 08:03 PM Reply With Quote
Surely not just make sure the pistons are in the middle of the block but make sure the cams are in phase with the pistons...






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pathfinder

posted on 24/10/07 at 08:11 PM Reply With Quote
If you cant do it, teach it!!!
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David Jenkins

posted on 24/10/07 at 09:03 PM Reply With Quote
Yep - those who can, do. Those who can't, teach!






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mike smith1

posted on 25/10/07 at 01:48 PM Reply With Quote
Should you not turn the engine over by hand first to avoid any damage?

Mike






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wilkingj

posted on 25/10/07 at 03:14 PM Reply With Quote
Those that CAN...DO

Those than CANT... TEACH:






1. The point of a journey is not to arrive.
2. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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David Jenkins

posted on 25/10/07 at 03:24 PM Reply With Quote
That's just what I said... a few posts ago!






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iank

posted on 25/10/07 at 03:32 PM Reply With Quote
Actually you usually find those that 'can't' also make shockingly bad teachers as well.

My wife is a teacher, a good one, and she's much brighter than most people I know and works a damn sight harder for more hours than most on here.





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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
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davie h

posted on 25/10/07 at 03:34 PM Reply With Quote
when you stripped the head off and cleaned it you or your mate must have turned the cam or the cranck as it wouldnt have come off in that position or it would already have been damaged i dont think is fair to blame the teacher if you had set the job upright to start with the valve wouldnt have been bent on tightening the head down
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Scoob

posted on 25/10/07 at 07:23 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by davie h
when you stripped the head off and cleaned it you or your mate must have turned the cam or the cranck as it wouldnt have come off in that position or it would already have been damaged i dont think is fair to blame the teacher if you had set the job upright to start with the valve wouldnt have been bent on tightening the head down


The head came off, the cam wasnt touched, the thing that went wrong, i THINK, was when he tried taking the bottom crank pulley off.. Didnt let us do it incase we broke it.. And i think it musta turned over abit then :S

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