A lonsome cowbow is riding his horse on the prairie when up in the distance a small cloud of dust is getting bigger and bigger at a fast rate.
My God,thinks the cowboy:INDIANS!!!!!
He gives his horse the meanest kick he can and off they go.
After about ten minutes the Indians are catching him and what appears to be the chief,a big bloke ask's him:
You cowboy:you choose Waki Waki or dead!
The cowboy thinks heck I'm only 21 so I'm far to young to die and he says:I choose Waki Waki Chief.
OK says the chief and he pulls the trousers of the young cowboy down and the whole mob give him a ride from behind!!!
Barely able to walk,the cowboy climbs back on his horse and he rides on.
Half an hour later and still recovering, another cloud of dust is visible at the horizon and our cowboy thinks:Oh no-not again!!!
This time the group of Indians is much larger and when the chief ask's our young friend:What you choose :Waki Waki or dead?
The young cowboy thinks I'm never gonna survive this anyhow so he proudly says:I choose dead before Waki Waki!!

NO says chief: first Waki Waki-than dead

I think this may have lost a little in traslation.
When I heard the joke, he chooses death.
The chief then says...OK.... death BY waki waki!!!

and it ws in the african jungle and it was death by mugabo