The following letter was received by the people of the debt counter at the Belgian ITT company, BELGACOM,

Dear sir from Belgacom,

I have the pleasure to announce you that I received your letter dd 12 th of April in which for the third time you ask me to pay the money I own you.

Please note that I absolutely do not debate the fact that I own you money and that it is my outermost intention to pay you.

On the other hand,there are other company's to which I own, a certain amount of money to and which accordingly I like to pay.

For that reason I put every month the names of all the company's I have a debt with in a hat and let the innocent hand of my 3 year old daughter pick a name.This company will receive some of it's money as soon as possible.

It is my sincere hope that your name will be picked soon.

Meanwhile please except my genuine feelings of respect,

Signature.

P.S. Given the rude and harsh tone of your last letter I decided that you will not be able to participate in the following two drafts.

What are they going to do? Chop off your arms and legs?