I've just been sent this in an email, and I thought it quite funny!

>THE RABBIT
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>A man is driving along a highway
>and sees a rabbit jump out
>across the middle of the road.
>He swerves to avoid hitting it,
>but unfortunately
>the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.
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>The driver,
>a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
>pulls over and gets out to see
>what has become of the rabbit.
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>Much to his dismay,
>the rabbit is dead.
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>The driver feels so awful
>that he begins to cry.
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>A beautiful blonde woman
>driving down the highway
>sees a man crying on the
>side of the road
>and pulls over.
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>She steps out of the car
>and asks the man what's wrong.
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>"I feel terrible,"
>he explains,
>"I accidentally hit this rabbit
>and killed it."
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>The blonde says,
>"Don't worry."
>She runs to her car
>and pulls out a spray can.
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>She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
>bends down,
>and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.
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>The rabbit jumps up,
>waves its paw at the two of them
>and hops off down the road.
>
>Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
>turns around and waves again,
>he hops down the road another 10 feet,
>turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
>turns and waves,
>and repeats this again and again and again,
>until he hops out o f sight.
>
>The man is astonished.
>
>He runs over to the woman and demands,
>"What is in that can?
>What did you spray on that rabbit?"
>
>The woman turns the can around
>so that the man can read the label.
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>It says...
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>(Are you ready for this?)
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>(Are you sure?)
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>(This is bad!)
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>(You know you could just click off
>and not read the punch line....)
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>(You can still delete it)
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>(You know you're gonna be sorry)
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>(Last chance)
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>(OK, here it is)
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>It says,
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>"Hair Spray -
>Restores life to dead hair,
>adds permanent wave."

Get a day job , mate ...........

Jason

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hairdresser joke.

J... That is my day job.......searching the net for crap jokes!!

Jason

God! I hate myself for reading that!!!

i now it was a joke and i got it but he ran over a rabbit lol

On the rabbit theme:

http://www.savetoby.com/

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Originally posted by the JoKeR
On the rabbit theme:

http://www.savetoby.com/

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isnt this the same as taking someone hostage and threathing to kill him/her but this time with a rabbit? Really there must be some law on this cos if a real rabbit is involved (which i doubt) then its rather sick. If its legal like this guy says than whats stopping him taking the money and having the rabbit for lunch afterward?

Some one trying to make a fast buck out of foolish people. Its a rabbit for crying out loud, and they make good eating as a stew.

On the subject of rabbits a bear is taking a dump in the woods with a rabbit. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks Say rabbit does s*** stick to you fur?
No replies the rabbit!

So the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit

Rabbit gravy.....

Hairdresser joke?

must be fringe humour then