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Women and loo seats
marcjagman - 2/12/10 at 11:06 PM

As women always complain about men not putting the toilet seat down afterwards maybe we should complain about them not lifting up when they've finished?

MikeR - 2/12/10 at 11:31 PM

simple answer - put the seat and lid down. Then when she has to go, she needs to lift the lid, then replace it. When you go you either lift the lid or both and replace. Simples.

Ninehigh - 3/12/10 at 01:38 AM

Whizz on the seat

No I don't do that

T66 - 3/12/10 at 11:47 PM

always put seat and lid down...


they cannot say anything then.

Ninehigh - 3/12/10 at 11:55 PM

You should see the amount of vapour and droplets that vortex out of the bowl when you flush, and tbh putting the lid down doesn't do much to help..

Badger_McLetcher - 4/12/10 at 02:51 AM

Avoid the problem completely by pissing in the sink.

Ninehigh - 4/12/10 at 03:21 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Badger_McLetcher
Avoid the problem completely by pissing in the sink.


And you save water by washing your hands in the "flush"

JoelP - 4/12/10 at 09:02 AM

quote:
Originally posted by MikeR
simple answer - put the seat and lid down. Then when she has to go, she needs to lift the lid, then replace it. When you go you either lift the lid or both and replace. Simples.


And, it stops the toddler throwing his toys down the toilet too!

rusty nuts - 4/12/10 at 10:01 AM

quote:
Originally posted by T66
always put seat and lid down...


they cannot say anything then.


But she will soon find something else to complain about!

Breaker - 4/12/10 at 10:51 AM

I've always wondered why there is a lid on the toilet. Is it to prevent dirt falling into it ?

Paul TigerB6 - 4/12/10 at 01:05 PM

Clingfilm across the hole under the seat - then she'll really have something to complain about!!!

Ninehigh - 4/12/10 at 09:29 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Paul TigerB6
Clingfilm across the hole under the seat - then she'll really have something to complain about!!!


Never understood that one, maybe I'll have to try it one day

Macbeast - 5/12/10 at 08:42 AM

Women never put the lid down again after using.