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marcjagman

posted on 2/12/10 at 11:06 PM Reply With Quote
Women and loo seats

As women always complain about men not putting the toilet seat down afterwards maybe we should complain about them not lifting up when they've finished?
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MikeR

posted on 2/12/10 at 11:31 PM Reply With Quote
simple answer - put the seat and lid down. Then when she has to go, she needs to lift the lid, then replace it. When you go you either lift the lid or both and replace. Simples.
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Ninehigh

posted on 3/12/10 at 01:38 AM Reply With Quote
Whizz on the seat

No I don't do that






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T66

posted on 3/12/10 at 11:47 PM Reply With Quote
always put seat and lid down...


they cannot say anything then.






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Ninehigh

posted on 3/12/10 at 11:55 PM Reply With Quote
You should see the amount of vapour and droplets that vortex out of the bowl when you flush, and tbh putting the lid down doesn't do much to help..






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Badger_McLetcher

posted on 4/12/10 at 02:51 AM Reply With Quote
Avoid the problem completely by pissing in the sink.





If disfunction is a function, then I must be some kind of genius.

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Ninehigh

posted on 4/12/10 at 03:21 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Badger_McLetcher
Avoid the problem completely by pissing in the sink.


And you save water by washing your hands in the "flush"






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JoelP

posted on 4/12/10 at 09:02 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MikeR
simple answer - put the seat and lid down. Then when she has to go, she needs to lift the lid, then replace it. When you go you either lift the lid or both and replace. Simples.


And, it stops the toddler throwing his toys down the toilet too!






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rusty nuts

posted on 4/12/10 at 10:01 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by T66
always put seat and lid down...


they cannot say anything then.


But she will soon find something else to complain about!

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Breaker

posted on 4/12/10 at 10:51 AM Reply With Quote
I've always wondered why there is a lid on the toilet. Is it to prevent dirt falling into it ?
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Paul TigerB6

posted on 4/12/10 at 01:05 PM Reply With Quote
Clingfilm across the hole under the seat - then she'll really have something to complain about!!!
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Ninehigh

posted on 4/12/10 at 09:29 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Paul TigerB6
Clingfilm across the hole under the seat - then she'll really have something to complain about!!!


Never understood that one, maybe I'll have to try it one day






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Macbeast

posted on 5/12/10 at 08:42 AM Reply With Quote
Women never put the lid down again after using.





I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop anytime.

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