jollygreengiant
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posted on 27/2/11 at 02:04 PM |
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Pastafarianism and the 2011 census.
Well ( me Hearties, arrr. ) time is approaching fast and the 2011 Census will be upon us. Now, apparently we are all going to have to nominate what
religion we all are.
So how about, we all true Pastafarians strike one for the true cause and rebel against the non-believers by coming out at last and truly declaring our
colours by stating on the form that our Religion IS Pastafarian.
All those that believe this to be right minded should spread the word by other media as available.
Arrrr, Jim lad. Shiver me Timbers be that a Jolly Roger I see. Arrrrr.
JGG (the Pirate, arrrr)
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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theconrodkid
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posted on 27/2/11 at 02:09 PM |
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i usually put "jedi" as it,s easier to spell
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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coozer
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posted on 27/2/11 at 02:13 PM |
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Can we not put Pirate as religion?
1972 V8 Jago
1980 Z750
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theconrodkid
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posted on 27/2/11 at 02:14 PM |
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pirate is a way of life,much like being a pikey,they only use religion when they get nicked for nicking
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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SPYDER
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posted on 27/2/11 at 02:16 PM |
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Or Satanist?
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theconrodkid
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posted on 27/2/11 at 02:17 PM |
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ok,who is going to do a poll on here?
who cares who wins
pass the pork pies
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David Jenkins
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posted on 27/2/11 at 02:26 PM |
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Does "Pastafarian" mean that you worship Italian food?
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mookaloid
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posted on 27/2/11 at 02:36 PM |
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pastafarian wiki linky
"That thing you're thinking - it wont be that."
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David Jenkins
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posted on 27/2/11 at 02:43 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by mookaloid
pastafarian wiki linky
Ahh - now I understand!
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
[Edited on 27/2/11 by David Jenkins]
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RazMan
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posted on 27/2/11 at 02:50 PM |
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I am definitely tempted to convert (from my present Jediism) to Pastafarianism now. The fact that Heaven includes a beer volcano and a stripper
factory really swung it for me
Cheers,
Raz
When thinking outside the box doesn't work any more, it's time to build a new box
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dlatch
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posted on 27/2/11 at 02:53 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by theconrodkid
i usually put "jedi" as it,s easier to spell
lol john
i am a practicing Jedi too
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indykid
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posted on 27/2/11 at 03:58 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by David Jenkins
quote: Originally posted by mookaloid
pastafarian wiki linky
Ahh - now I understand!
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
R'amen!
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Guinness
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posted on 27/2/11 at 04:21 PM |
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For those who do not believe in his noodley goodness:-
http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/
Although, for a religion that was so anti religion at the start, some people seem to be taking it all a bit too seriously...
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Strontium Dog
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posted on 27/2/11 at 04:37 PM |
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For some time now I have been a devote of "The Celestial Teapot"
http://www.damnedifgodexists.com/The-church-of-the-celestial-teapot-atheist-t-shirt.html
but I'm beginning to have my doubts having seen the way of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Oh which one is the true
path?!...............................................
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LoMoss
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posted on 27/2/11 at 05:15 PM |
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What about sevenist?
I am sure we could make it into this top 10
Moss
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jollygreengiant
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posted on 27/2/11 at 05:47 PM |
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All these alternative religions merely prove that the Flying Spaghetti Monster IS the one true god due to the multiplicity of his tendrils of
existence.
So come on lets all put down Pastafarian as our religion and really make them think. How many people could you convince to do the same.
I'm in.
Beware of the Goldfish in the tulip mines. The ONLY defence against them is smoking peanut butter sandwiches.
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Ninehigh
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posted on 27/2/11 at 07:32 PM |
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I'd rather put "I live in the real world"
or "This question is an insult"
to be fair
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onenastyviper
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posted on 28/2/11 at 01:34 PM |
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OK, own up: who puts "Yes please" ala Austin Powers when it asks the 5ex question?
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scootz
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posted on 28/2/11 at 01:50 PM |
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Not me... I put in 'thrice daily'!
It's Evolution Baby!
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owelly
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posted on 28/2/11 at 03:13 PM |
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Nah.... 5ex is OK but you can't beat the real thing......
http://www.ppcmag.co.uk
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Mix
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posted on 28/2/11 at 06:01 PM |
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Hi
Don't we all pray at the alter of Chapman? - Shouldn't we be Chapmanists?
Regards Mick
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Ninehigh
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posted on 1/3/11 at 05:54 PM |
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quote: Originally posted by Mix
Hi
Don't we all pray at the alter of Chapman? - Shouldn't we be Chapmanists?
Regards Mick
Sounds like a cult based on the ideal that Yoko Ono should have f**ked off instead of getting with John Lennon
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