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splitrivet

posted on 23/2/14 at 09:49 PM Reply With Quote
Free Wife

See'ing as all this free stuffs knocking about (mgb's, caravans etc) thought I'd try my luck.
Come and collect my missus, please note this is collection only, theres no way I'm paying postage.
If anyone tells her I posted this thread theres no way I'll speak to them again, I want it to be a suprise !!
Cheers,
Bob

PS Ear defenders not included.





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coozer

posted on 23/2/14 at 09:50 PM Reply With Quote
Any pics?





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splitrivet

posted on 23/2/14 at 09:54 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by coozer
Any pics?

She's free you cheeky b@st@rd what more do you want !!
Cheers,
Bob





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NigeEss

posted on 23/2/14 at 09:57 PM Reply With Quote
Hi,

I'm interested in your wife.
What size vehicle do I need to collect ?

Thanks





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Andybarbet

posted on 23/2/14 at 09:57 PM Reply With Quote
Wow, she must love surprises then.

And I bet its not even her birthday ?

Shes a lucky woman to have you :-)





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posted on 23/2/14 at 09:57 PM Reply With Quote
What year and how many previous owners??
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Slimy38

posted on 23/2/14 at 10:04 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CRAIGR
how many previous owners??


I just threw up a little...

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posted on 23/2/14 at 10:09 PM Reply With Quote
Does she need new big ends? A re-bore? Is her suspension sagging at all?






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Andybarbet

posted on 23/2/14 at 10:26 PM Reply With Quote
This thread is bound to get messy :-)

No talk of airbags yet ??





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nick205

posted on 23/2/14 at 10:40 PM Reply With Quote
Might well be free, but I suspect the running costs are going to hurt.






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splitrivet

posted on 23/2/14 at 11:47 PM Reply With Quote
She's in good nick, safe around children, its not her birthday till next January Andy so you wont have to splash out for another 11 months so dont worry on that score.
A Honda 50 would suffice for collection Nigel but I'm keeping her crash helmet so you would have to supply one.
Cheers,
Bob

[Edited on 23/2/14 by splitrivet]





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NigeEss

posted on 24/2/14 at 01:15 AM Reply With Quote
What a shame, I don't have a spare skid lid





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fimi7

posted on 24/2/14 at 01:21 AM Reply With Quote
Read this to my wife, told her,, SEEE I am not all that bad a catch





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Polypropyl

posted on 24/2/14 at 02:37 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CRAIGR
What year and how many previous owners??


This made it all worth while for me.

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zetec-phill

posted on 24/2/14 at 05:13 AM Reply With Quote
if her names nora, ill collect, she looks ok in your pics
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Texan

posted on 24/2/14 at 05:19 AM Reply With Quote
This just went on my Facebook page just to show people that I'm actually a pretty sensible guy - when compared to you guys.

But now that someone else mentioned airbags, are they still in the original containers or have they been set off and just kinda flopping around there?





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SPYDER

posted on 24/2/14 at 07:21 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by splitrivet
... so you wont have to splash out for another 11 months...

[Edited on 23/2/14 by splitrivet]



Fnaar, fnaar!

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olimarler

posted on 24/2/14 at 07:42 AM Reply With Quote
I thought you had spelt wifi wrong!!
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snapper

posted on 24/2/14 at 08:29 AM Reply With Quote
There is no such thing as a Free Wife
There is always a cost
An Ex Wife is even more expensive I know
However a husband and especially an ex husband hold a considerable residual value which can be tapped at will
My ex wife ( no residual value) has 2 ex husbands ( small residual value in 1 and reasonable in the other) and a current younger husband who will keep his residual value long after the others are bled dry





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nick205

posted on 24/2/14 at 08:36 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by snapper
There is no such thing as a Free Wife
There is always a cost
An Ex Wife is even more expensive I know
However a husband and especially an ex husband hold a considerable residual value which can be tapped at will
My ex wife ( no residual value) has 2 ex husbands ( small residual value in 1 and reasonable in the other) and a current younger husband who will keep his residual value long after the others are bled dry



Sounds like your ex-wife could be termed a serial invester






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Smoking Frog

posted on 24/2/14 at 11:11 AM Reply With Quote
What kind of mileage has she done? Any strange noises, rattling etc. Does she leak any fluids? Any mayonnaise in the filler? Easy to work on? Sorry for all the questions but I currently have a 55 plate so could be interested if she's younger. Fancy a straight swap?
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jeffw

posted on 24/2/14 at 11:30 AM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Smoking Frog
Does she leak any fluids?





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daveb666

posted on 24/2/14 at 11:41 AM Reply With Quote
HPI clear?
Outstanding finance or crash damage?

tbfh; this thread is useless without pics.





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SteveWallace

posted on 24/2/14 at 11:51 AM Reply With Quote
you have a number of pictures in your photo archive. Which one is she??
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jeffw

posted on 24/2/14 at 11:55 AM Reply With Quote
I'd go out on a limb and say none of them






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