here's mine at the mo im on a bit of a steven hawkins bent sorry if they offend

Stephen Hawking has written another book. It's about time.

Stephen Hawking has written a new book:
Around the House in Eighty Days.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes complaining that she didn't like his tone.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

you got any good ones ?

Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.

3.14159265 dead.

Steven Hawking dumped his girlfriend - she stood him up .

When Steven Hawking dies, will the Windows XP shutdown tune be heard?

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Originally posted by smouldin
When Steven Hawking dies, will the Windows XP shutdown tune be heard?

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Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker.