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benjamman

posted on 12/5/09 at 07:50 PM Reply With Quote
jokes anyone?

here's mine at the mo im on a bit of a steven hawkins bent sorry if they offend

Stephen Hawking has written another book. It's about time.

Stephen Hawking has written a new book:
Around the House in Eighty Days.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes complaining that she didn't like his tone.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

you got any good ones ?






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Badger_McLetcher

posted on 13/5/09 at 12:45 AM Reply With Quote
Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.

3.14159265 dead.





If disfunction is a function, then I must be some kind of genius.

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clairetoo

posted on 13/5/09 at 05:26 AM Reply With Quote
Steven Hawking dumped his girlfriend - she stood him up .





Its cuz I is blond , innit

Claire xx

Will weld for food......

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smouldin

posted on 13/5/09 at 12:17 PM Reply With Quote
When Steven Hawking dies, will the Windows XP shutdown tune be heard?
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adam1985

posted on 13/5/09 at 01:07 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by smouldin
When Steven Hawking dies, will the Windows XP shutdown tune be heard?


thats cruel but funny haha

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benjamman

posted on 13/5/09 at 07:01 PM Reply With Quote
Stephen Hawking can finally achieve an erection now that doctors have disabled his pop-up blocker.
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