Redhead
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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> >Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket toward the man.
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back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry, "the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
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> >"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
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> >They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and, as he shares his, she listens.
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> >After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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> >They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
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> >The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
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> >"You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice
to every guy you meet? "
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> >"No, "she replies. . . "
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> >The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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> >"You just happened to catch my eye."
Tell them about the bent treacle edges!
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