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02GF74

posted on 21/4/08 at 03:11 PM Reply With Quote
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"

The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him." He said, "Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group fell silent.

The priest said, "That's so sad I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"






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iank

posted on 21/4/08 at 03:29 PM Reply With Quote
Hey, I resemble that remark





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scoobyis2cool

posted on 21/4/08 at 07:20 PM Reply With Quote
An oldie but never fails to raise a smile

Pete





It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care...

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dhutch

posted on 7/5/08 at 11:38 PM Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by scoobyis2cool
An oldie but never fails to raise a smile

Pete

Yeah, deffonartly.
- Its so true tho, why the hell not play in the dark!!

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