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A mother was working in the kitchen
jdgar - 20/10/06 at 02:02 AM

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying;

"All of you sons a bitches who want off, get the hell off now...cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons a bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train...cause were going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son;

"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train...but I want you to use nice language.

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say:
..."All passengers, please remember your things, thank you, and we hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue;

..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added;

"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay... please see the bitch in the kitchen..."

[Edited on 20/10/06 by jdgar]

Macbeast - 20/10/06 at 06:21 AM

Maybe there should be a new section entitled " Mildly Funny Jokes You've Heard a Million Times Before" ?

liam.mccaffrey - 20/10/06 at 06:49 AM

i've never heard that joke before

ned - 20/10/06 at 07:24 AM

maybe better in the mad house section, but who cares?

Ned. x.

marktigere1 - 20/10/06 at 09:03 AM

Sorry, has this site had a sense of humour bypass?

Keep the jokes coming I say.

Site seems very serious these days.

Maybe its just me

Mark

[Edited on 20/10/06 by marktigere1]

Hellfire - 20/10/06 at 04:35 PM

You don't frequent the Mad House then?

Steve

quote:
Originally posted by marktigere1
Sorry, has this site had a sense of humour bypass?

Keep the jokes coming I say.

Site seems very serious these days.

Maybe its just me

Mark

[Edited on 20/10/06 by marktigere1]

lexi - 20/10/06 at 06:13 PM

Yep.funny! And well written out as I`ve heard it different ways. Laugh first guys !! Then point out the guys misplacement.
Alex

marcjagman - 20/10/06 at 07:03 PM

Made me smile, a lot!!!!!! Who cares where it was posted, it was posted and I'm glad of it. So there.

Jonte - 20/10/06 at 07:44 PM

mde me laugh

gazza285 - 20/10/06 at 11:41 PM

Can we have a CaLviNx section so we can see the extremes of human emotion at will?