Just seen this bargain on ebay, might put a bid in.

Perfectly Good House Brick/Car Theft Kit

Lol.

Andy.

Not quite so funny if its your car seat its lying on though. Could ask plod if they want to try it for DNA but they probably wouldnt be arsed anyway!!!!

Mrs P had her car broken into a few years ago and the scrotes had done several in the area.
There were finger prints around the door and we mentioned to the police if they fancied coming and dusting for prints they might get lucky.
All we got was a claim number for the insurance...


As luck would have it a few months later I cornered a scrote who was trying car door handles in the street she was living in at the time. I gave chase and in those days I could run abit
Before I had chance to 'explain the error of his ways' to him 3 squad cars rolled up and said scrote was removed swiftly.
Apparently he'd been a bit of a lad in the past

Afterwards you start thinking about if he'd had a knife...

Keep an eye for sat nav and jacket sellers on eBay. You want wpuld want to return the brick to the right fil owner.

High Five in the face works well, free delivery

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Originally posted by sky12042
Just seen this bargain on ebay, might put a bid in.

Perfectly Good House Brick/Car Theft Kit

Lol.

Andy.

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Yaers ago had my car nicked in Ayrshire. Got it back a few days later and it had names written all over it in pencil such as so and so loves so an so etc. Asked plod if they wanted to record them in case it was a clue. Not interested and said I could record them if I wanted.