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New rules for selling Kit Cars - Joke
onenastyviper - 25/8/11 at 09:05 AM

The Sprouts at Brussels have decided that kit car manufacturers have to follow guidelines on kit car packaging.
Examples as follows:

"Images are for illustration purposes only, individual results may vary."

"Some assembly required."

"May contain nuts."



Feel free to add your own


Davegtst - 25/8/11 at 11:49 AM

I've got one.

...... is committed to providing poor quality products and couldn't give a monkeys about your comments or feedback.
In the likely event of a complaint please cal 0800 F*&K O££ and we shall have someone deal with it in the rudest possible way.


Irony - 25/8/11 at 11:55 AM

'Holes may or may not line up'


iank - 26/8/11 at 04:07 PM

Product will be dispatched within 24 months, if you are lucky and we are still trading.


Macbeast - 26/8/11 at 05:37 PM

BEST BEFORE END..... September


Ninehigh - 27/8/11 at 07:12 AM

Made in United Western States of China


ReMan - 27/8/11 at 07:24 AM

kEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN


Vindi_andy - 1/9/11 at 03:54 PM

quote:
Originally posted by ReMan
kEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN


That includes the big ones


eddbaz - 1/9/11 at 05:27 PM

No assembly instructions included.


eddbaz - 1/9/11 at 05:28 PM

Some parts may be missing.


MikeRJ - 1/9/11 at 05:38 PM

"Box contents may differ from illustration"

[Edited on 1/9/11 by MikeRJ]


gottabedone - 1/9/11 at 05:43 PM

.................."may contain nuts"

Steve