austin man
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| posted on 18/3/09 at 11:15 PM |
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Einstein
Just found out that Einstein was dyslexic, e=mc2 makes sense now.
Also found out that Richard Branson is as well, what is his company really called then ??
Life is like a bowl of fruit, funny how all the weird looking ones are left alone
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jlparsons
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| posted on 19/3/09 at 01:20 AM |
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Not sure how he came up with the "Virgin" brand name at all to be honest, but I think someone should create a corporation to directly
compete with it and call it "whore".
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Keep cool; process promptly.
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RK
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| posted on 19/3/09 at 01:45 AM |
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It's called nigriv.
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Humbug
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| posted on 19/3/09 at 06:44 AM |
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Grin IV?
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speedyxjs
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| posted on 19/3/09 at 07:13 AM |
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Rinvig
How long can i resist the temptation to drop a V8 in?
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russbost
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| posted on 19/3/09 at 09:32 AM |
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I reckon he was trying for vinegar! (cos he's a bit sharp)
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britishtrident
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| posted on 19/3/09 at 03:42 PM |
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3 QI style facts about Einstein
(1) He didn't wear socks.
(2) He never used shaving soap only clean water when shaving.
(3) Nothing in skirts was safe from him.
[I] “ What use our work, Bennet, if we cannot care for those we love? .”
― From BBC TV/Amazon's Ripper Street.
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